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Oru naal oru aal xerox kadaiku xerox eduka ponan.. anga 10 rupaiku xerox panninan. Avan kitta 5 rupaithan irundhudu. kadaikaran 10 ruppa pa enru sonnan.. athuku indha 5 rupai idha xerox eduthuko, apdhinnan. Idhu Tripuatike Mottaiya illa palanike ladduva..

Vikram Viswanathan
# what is the common between a SARDARJI and a SPERM "ONE IN THE MILLIONTH IS WORTH OF IT"
paattum bathilum - oru maNi atiththil kaNNE un nyaabagam! appO rendu maNi adithaal? un thangkachchi nyaabagam -------------------------- kaadhalaa....kaadhalaa...ithu kaadhalaa... (Film: Avvai Shanmugi..) illa ...chummaa time Passing... ......................................... athaandaa ithaandaa arunaachalam naanthaandaa peraikkettaal konjcham mariyaathaiyaagach chollakkudaathaa? ----------------------- nalam, nalamariya aaval. nI ingku sugamE, naan angu sugamaa? ellaam seri. Cover'la Staampu ottaame Fine katta vaichchuttiyE? ................................ kavalaippataathe sagotharaa... Kick ERituchchaa...naan unakku maamaantaa.. -------------------- innum ennai enna enna seyyappogiraay...anbE..anbE.. Divorce thaan ........................... viNNum maNNum chollum rambaa.rambaa... maarket pOyituchchu ippa viNNum maNNum chollum simran.. simran... ------------------- ennai kaanavillaiye nEtrodu angkum thEtippaarkkiREn kaaRROdu uyir OtippOnathE unnOdu ithai yaar paadinaal poruhamaaka irukkum? sudukaattukkuppOna pinam

Ganesh Suriyanarayanan
Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh India - Wednesday, November 11, 1998 at 22:28:39 (EST)

1. "Yen veettu jannal yetti yaen paakkura" - Naan yengada yetti paaththaen ninnuttu paaththalae theriyudhu. jannala moodudaa dei. 2. "Yen kaadhalae yen kaadhali yennai yenna seyya pogiraai" - 'body' aa biriyaani pannittu, 'kaal'aa soup pannap poaren. 3. "Kaadhalin dheepam ondru yaetrinaale yen nenjil" - Yaedhoa pogayara vaasanai varradhuda ambi. 4. "Thoongaadhae thambi thoongadhae" - Kolakaara paavi. Nadu raathirila manushana yezhupppi paadara paattaada idhu. 5. "Maattukaara velaa un maattak konjam paathukkada" - You know what buddy. Thats not my cow.

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:58:19 (EST)

'edhiroli'nnu oru program varum.. neyargal kadithangalai 'alasi' 'alasi' thoachchu kayappoadara nigazhchchi. 80's la 'ethiroli' ya edhirpaarthup paakkara oru kootamum yirundhadhu. Reason: Sunday tamizh padam yennannu 'announce' pannuvaanga. Naduththara vayathulla ortharai , 'usual'aa Namachivayam aa irukkum, avarthaan namma 'ethiroli' edhiri, 'answer' panra velai. Shobana Ravi style la yirukkara oru penmanikku letter padikkara post. Aarambichcha vudanae: Namachchivayam : Yenna Madam..neraya kadithangal vandirukku poalarukkae. (oru asattu sirippu) Penamani : aamaam Sir. namma Sevvaikizhamai drama vai paaraatti... Namachchivayam : irunga.. irunga.. yenna namma neyarkalukku Nyarrukizhamai padaththai paththi sollidalaama.. (Oarak kannal oru 'suspense' look vittu oru padu vazhisalaana sirippu. Ivan poadappoara 'dabba' padathukku ivlo periya suspense theva thaana. Seri paravaayillai nnu pallai kadichittu paaththaa.) Namachchivaayam: Indha vaaram Nyarrukizhamai tamizh thirappadam, ( long pause + 'suspense' look ) innum mudivaagavillai. (Dei unnellam Kavundamani oada 'co-comedian' aa poattu adi vaanga vekkanum da) Namchchivayam: Neenga kadithangalai mela padinga. ( Ithu oru scenario,apdi yillaenna: idhu next type ) Namchchivayam: Porumai neyargalae. Indha nyarukizhamai oliparapaagavirukkum Tamizh thiraipadaththai kandippaaga arivippoam. Aaanaal ( marupudiyum oru 'suspense' look ), Nizhaghchiyin irudhiyil. ('aiyoa'nnu thaanga mudiyaama thalaiyaa pichchikittu program aa kadaisi varaikkum paarththaa ... ) Namachivayam : Nigazhchiya niraivu seyyarathukku munnaala, varra vaaram nyayirukizhamai (pause + suspense look) yenna sollidalaama (pakkathula yirukkara 'madame'aa kannadi vazhiyyaa etti paarththu oru look).. (Aiyoa..sollith tholaingada) puratchith thalaivar MGR nadiththa "kulebagaavali' 56 paadalgal konda ippadthirkku... (adukku mela sound fade aagi , ulagam irundu, oh!! idhuthaan mayakkamaaa???)

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:56:35 (EST)

S vE's wife : Kudi, ponnunga sagavaasam nnu yella ketta pazhakkamum vandaachchu.. S vE : Mythili..sonna kaelu Mythili.. S VE : yinimae yennam mythili nnu koopdatheenga.. S vE : Ammaaaa. SVe's Mother : Yinimae.. yenna ammaannu koopdatha da. S vE Father-in-law : yinimae yenna maamannu koopdatheenga maaplai. SVe : Unnai yevanyaa kooptadhu.

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:56:01 (EST)

Sve's Wife: Yennaanga.Ration la kadai laendhu ivlo seekiram vandutteenga? S vE: Illa Ration kadai moodiyirundhadhu..adaiyaalathukku line la oru chinna kallai vachchittu vandirukkaen. S vE's Wife: Yeanga..oru sandhoshamaana vishayam..Namma kudumbaththula yinimae innoru aalum saendukkap poaraar. S vE: aah!! Ration kadai kku poyittu varrathukulla kadavul kanna thuranthutaana.. kalli.. sollave yillai.. yeththanai maasam. S vE's wife: 720 maasam. S vE: Nee sollarathap paaththa andha kuzhandaikku oru 60 vayasu irukkum poala irukku...yenna guinness record la idam pidikkap poariyaa...apdiyae yaen paeraiyum kooda poaduvaanga..'thayarippil udhavi' apdinnu..jajaaang..

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:55:19 (EST)

Sve's Friend : Boss, yenna yedhukku raathiri pannandu manikku mahabalipuram beach'ukku varra solreenga.. S Ve : mmm....yeanna appa thaan anga sundal cheap aaa kedaikumaam.. S Ve's friend: dei.. S Ve: unna yevan da Mahabalipuram beach ukku varra sonnadhu..park ukku thaanae varra sonnaen.. S ve's Friend: Dei..yipdi paesinaadhanda un maamanaar unna periya panakaaran nnu ninachchuppaar.. S Ve : seri..sollunga partner. S ve's friend: sarakkai yinda kailaendhu andha kaikku mathtina yennagum partner.. S vE: Sarakku kaiyilaiyae yirukkum partner...

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:54:23 (EST)

vE's Amma : Avalukku 'Pulippa Maanga' vaenumaam . S vE : Aiyoa amma...avalukku 'pulippa maanga' vaenumna, adhukku naan yennamma panradhu... S vE's Amma : Poi vaangittu vaa da.. S vE's : Amma najamaava solra.. S ve's Amma : aamaam.. S vE : Aiyoa...kadavulae..yenakku vaenum..yenakku vaenum.. S vE's Amma : Unakku vaenumna nee thaniya rendu vaangikkoa...

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:53:12 (EST)

"lokku... lokku..." nna 'Iru'mal appa "lokku.." nna 'oru'mal aa ??

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:52:36 (EST)

Nabar : Sir..naan konjam Tamizh payiththiyam.. S ve : Nee varum poathae nenachchaen ya...ne yaedhavadhu oru payiththiyama yirukkanumnnu... Sari ..unakku pasanga yirukkaangala.. Nabar : orae oru payyan sir.. S vE : Paer yenna?? Nabar : "Kho"pal.. Sve: Yennaiya idhu ..adulaiyum vadamozhi kalappaa.. "Pasum"Paal nnu vai ...suththa thamizh.. yenna konjam neerka yirukkum ..adjust pannikoaa...

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:51:30 (EST)

From "Vaal Paiyyan" S vE kku Vaal mulaikkudhu..He tells it to his GirlFriend.. Heroine : Yennadhu idhu?? S vE: (in a crying tone) Vaal.. Heroine: (Shocked) Ivlo periya vaal ..yepdi valanthadhu...yenna saapteenga?? S vE: Yennaa Sapptaenaaa??? Complan saaptu valandhadha yidhu??

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:50:04 (EST)

Oru Yaanai bike la sama speed aa poagudhu..Cops (nammoorula Police u baa) paathudaraanga.. Chase pannraanga..Yaanai thappikarathukkaaga yinnum speed aa poagudhu.. cops um speed aa thoraththaraanga..chase.. chase.. chase oh chase.. aanaalum yaanai thappichidudhu...Yepdi?? Yaanai Right la kai kamichittu Left la thirumbiduchchu

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:47:14 (EST)

Oru yerumbu oru yaanai ya thoraththikittu poagudhu.. Yaanai oru koyilukku ulla ulla poi olinchikkudhu... aanalum andha yerumbu yaanai ya kandupidichchududhu...HOw??? YAANAI KOYILUKKU VELIYILA ADHOADA SERUPPA VITTUTTU POYIDUCHCHU

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:44:58 (EST)

Aayiram udai vaangiya aboorva sigaamani... S vE: Anaavasiyama yenkitta tamizh la ondi poatti poadadheenga.."Sticker" kku apparama periya pulavarae naanthaan.. adhuththavar: "Sticker" aa ???apdi oru pulavara nan kaelvi paatadhae yillaiyaa?? S vE: kaelvi paatadhae yillaiyaa?? Ramaiyanam llam yezhudinaarae.. adhuththavar: adhu Kambar ..naa S vE: aamam.."Kambu" kku english la yenna.. aduththavar: Stick.. S vE: adha mariyaadhaiya sonna..Kambar...adhaan "Sticker" adhurththavar: Sticker...?????!%&%&^%

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:41:57 (EST)

( In a Busstand) Heroine: Sir, ithu unga Kerchief aa?? Keezha yirundhadhu.. S vE: Yillanga naan kerchief ae use panradhilla.. Heroine: Appa ungalukku jaladhosham pidichcha yenna pannuveenga?? S vE : tho paarunga..yipdi pannuvaen.. ( loudly "sinthu"fies his nose) yilleanna sattaiya kayattittu baniyaana la thodachchippaen.. Heroine: yennanga neenga..yindha busstandla ungaliyum yennaiyum thavira yaarum yilla..yinda kerchief yendhu kedaiyaadhu..appa unguldha dhaanae yirukkanumm.. S vE: Yennaga anniyayam.. yindha busstand la ungaliyum yennaiyum thavira yaarum yilla..keezha kedakkara beedi yendhu kedaiyaadhu..unguludhaa??? Heroine:????

s.h.i.v.a
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Monday, November 02, 1998 at 16:40:11 (EST)

Have you heard of the guy who studied five days for a urine test ? I got an awful fright on my wedding day. I know. I saw her.

T Chendil Kumar
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, October 31, 1998 at 12:26:27 (EST)

Oru Pura Vanathula parakkum bothu oru Mutta potuchu ana andha muta kizha vizhundhu odayave illa en? ena andha Pura Jatti Pottu irundhuchi - ha ha ha

Ganesh Suriyanarayanan
Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh India - Wednesday, October 28, 1998 at 23:38:46 (EST)

Do you know the how peoples of different country call the Tower of Pisa? Japanese : Nikkimo Nikkado! Chineese : Chan-chi-ki-chi

Shiva
Rochester, New York U.S. - Wednesday, October 28, 1998 at 11:59:08 (EST)

Paatti: Yenda Seenu! Kaasikku Un Kudhirayum vandadhame, adhu yedhai vittadham? Seenu: Oh, adhai yen ketkirey, pora vazhiyile wall posteril Simranai parthu ore Jollu vittadhu! Paatti: ??????????

Priya Mahadevan
Durham, NC USA - Sunday, October 25, 1998 at 16:32:48 (EST)

A customer in a hotel to the bearer: sooda oru thair vadai koudupa. Bearer: Oru nimisham iirunga sir, idho suda vacchu kondu varen. customer: ???!!!.

P.sigamaninathan & B.Karunanidhi
Madras, Tamilnadu India - Saturday, October 24, 1998 at 07:20:54 (EST)

Ommadukku (9) pakatila yaarum yechil tuppa mattanga, yen? ANS : Adu pakkatila than PATHU iruke. Oru AMERICAN tamil paatu padina eppidi paaduvan? ANS : VAAYALA paaduvan. Namma parliment'a japanese sonna yepidi sollalam? Ans : Thangumo, Thangado. Oru japanese easy'a paadara thamil paatu edu? Ans : Nagumo, IDu thagumo, sugan tharumo...... Sottuluneelam ellam yen bottle'a vikkaranga? Ans : Vera Yethulayavadu vaichu vitha "SOTTIDUM"

C. Balaji Venkata Krishnan
Nashville, Tenneasee USA - Wednesday, October 21, 1998 at 21:41:25 (EST)

Husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, "You're cute." "What happened to 'beautiful'?" I asked him. "The drugs are wearing off," he replied. ~~~~~~

Antony Ganesh
MISSISSAUGA, Canada - Tuesday, October 20, 1998 at 17:48:26 (EST)

What is the similarity between Hitler and Kunnakudi Vaidyanathan? A. Both are "violinists"

Mahesh Jagadeesan
Madras, TamilNadu India - Tuesday, October 20, 1998 at 07:28:26 (EST)

What is a pressure cooker called in Japanese ? Vegumo Vekkatho

P.Srinivasan
Pune, Maharashtra India - Saturday, October 17, 1998 at 12:51:35 (EST)

Ramu: Yenda Seenu,Nanna saapiduveye,ippo pudhu pondati nanna samachu podarala? Seenu: Vengayam sapiduvathai niruthitten,mathapadi samayal A-ONE! Ramu:Vengayam yedanal thallupadi? Seenu: Pennoda appa amma avalai kan kalangame pathukka sonna athanale!

Subramanian Mahadevan
Durham, NC usa - Monday, October 12, 1998 at 18:27:15 (EST)

people1; i am very proud with you. people2;why?!! people1;because you are very dark.

kanesan s/o arumugam
kuala lumpur, selangor malaysia - Sunday, October 11, 1998 at 10:35:17 (EST)

people1; i am very proud with you. people2;why?!! people1;because you are very dark

kanesan s/o arumugam
kuala lumpur, selangor malaysia - Sunday, October 11, 1998 at 10:35:14 (EST)

2 kudimagan'gal(citizens' ila).. pesugirargal kudimagan 1: neenga Raw(rao)'a thanni adipeengala Kudimagan 2: illaye naan eppavum Reddy'ya thaan Thanni adippen

Ganesh Suriyanarayanan
Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh India - Tuesday, October 06, 1998 at 06:25:27 (EST)

Once a surd visited england to meet the queen.There were Delegates from all over the world. there was a banquet in honour of the official's from the queen.while eating if anyone wanted anything they would praise the queen and ask for it. someone asked, "lady devine pass the vine." the surd wanted custurd,so he asked "hey! you Bastered! pass the custered."

ANUSYA SURASH
CALCUTTA, WEST BENGAL INDIA - Tuesday, September 29, 1998 at 03:30:36 (EST)

First Man: enn paiyan vellai seiyura edathulea aval keela 2000 per vellai seyiranga Second Man : unga paiyan enga vellai seyiran First Man : LIc building la 11th floor la vellai seyiran

akshay
las vegas, nv USA - Saturday, September 26, 1998 at 18:39:00 (EST)

correction to the earlier joke: A naughty boy used to throw tantrums to his mom always. One such day he was biting his nails and on seeing his mother asked him not to do so. the boy did'nt listen to her and continued his act at which his mother told him if he continued biting his nails his belly would grow big at which the boy stopped. the next day the pregnant neighbourhood aunty saw the boy alone in the street and called him to her home. The boy saw and pregnant neighbour and said " Aunty Unga Vayiru eppadi perisachu ennu enakku theriyumey"

KK Sitaraman
- Saturday, September 26, 1998 at 09:58:54 (EST)

Pisa Gopuram Japanilla iruntha adhukku enna peyar vaipanga?? Answer : "Nikkumo Nikkadho"

KK Sitaraman
Dubai, Dubai UAE - Saturday, September 26, 1998 at 09:53:04 (EST)

A naughty boy used to always through tantrums and bug her mother. One such day he was biting his nails. This annoyed his Mom and she asked him not to do so.The boy did'nt listen to her so her Mom told him his belly would grow big if he bit his nails. At this the boy stopped biting his nails. After somedays the family's neighbourhood female walked into the boys house. On seeing the neighbour the boy ran upto her and said to her " Aunty Unga Vayiru eppaidy persuachu ennu enakku therium"!!!

KK Sitaram
Dubai, Dubai UAE - Saturday, September 26, 1998 at 09:48:21 (EST)

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the bush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey. "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. "Yes." "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?" "Yes." "What else?" The monkey motioned "Screwing." "They were screwing,too?" asked the astounded officer. "Yes." "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked." "Yes." "What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey.

senthilnathan
singapore - Sunday, September 20, 1998 at 01:39:54 (EST)

verum siruppu thange varuthe...

vishnu mithran.s.s
chennai, tamil nadu india - Saturday, September 19, 1998 at 08:20:13 (EST)

Long long ago, very long ago nearly countless century ago, while there was no living beings on earth, while there was no water air or any thing on solar system............. yenakku matharam yeppadi thaeriyum ?

Naresh Babu
(via)Latteri, Tamil Nadu India - Saturday, September 19, 1998 at 00:30:43 (EST)

Four guys -an American, a Cuban, a Scotsman and an Indian Computer Programmer, were on a cruise ship. As they were standing on the open deck, watching the waves and chatting, each one started showing off. The Cuban took out an expensive Cuban cigar, lit it, took just one puff and tossed it into the sea. The other guy's were flabbergasted. They asked him why he had to throw away such an expensive thing. The Cuban replied, "Where I come from, we have plenty of it. So, it is no big deal". Not to be outdone, the Scotsman pulled out a new bottle of expensive Scotch whisky, opened it, took just one sip and threw the bottle into the sea. He simply looked at the others and said "It is no big deal! We have plenty of that stuff where I come from". The American just grabbed the Indian Programmer and threw him into the sea.

Ramesh
Madras, TN INDIA - Thursday, September 17, 1998 at 03:48:12 (EST)

Q: We in office can go to India and set up a big detergent factory. Do you know why? A: Because naanga naal fulla SURF panrom.

Kumaran
shiojirii, nagano japan - Wednesday, September 09, 1998 at 02:10:23 (EST)

Rama,Lakshmanan and Sita Were Getting Down from a Bus.Sita Jumped from the first Step to the ground why? Because she is "Padi Thanda Pathini" Who put NO BALL In Ramayana ? "Sita" (She Has Oversteped the Line made by Lakshmanan) What will be Conversation between Film Actor "K.Bhagyaraj" & Indian Astronaut "Mr.Rakesh Sharma" - "Andhae Ezhu Natkkal" Once Mr.Gandhi went to a place of worship and said a lie. why ? Because "avar Mei Marandhu Poittaru"

Gowsan
Chennai, TamilNadu India - Monday, September 07, 1998 at 08:13:31 (EST)

With due apologies to Thiruvalluvar. Here we go ! C-plus plus therindhorae vaazhvaar - matrellaam COBOL yezhudhiyae saavaar Only C++ guys can survive.Others will perish writing in COBOL. --- Agara mudhala yezhuththellaam - Assembly language mudhatrae program As the alphabet starts with A,so the programming started with Assembly language. --- Resignation seidhaarkkum uiundaam - uivillai ditch seidhu poana magarkku Those who leave the company in a proper manner can expect a better future.But those who ditch and run CANNOT. --- codereview murppagal seiyyin - design problem pirppagal thaamae varum Do the code review in the morning and you'll realize the design problems in the evening. (So,don't do code review in the morning.If possible,don't do it AT ALL) --- nerunal ulanoruvan indrillai yennum perumai udaiththu ipproject The guy who was in this project yesterday is nomore in the company.Such is the greatness of this project --- karkka kasadara karppavai katrapin kaetka adharkkuth thaga Learn thoroughly.After that demand the salary accordingly. --- unix suvaiyunaraa windows-in maakkal aviyinum vaazhinum yen There r guys who don't know the beauty of Unix and live in Windows.Who gives a damn if those guys live or not? --- yennith thuniga design - coding-il yennuvam yenbadhu izhukku Think well and decide on the design.It is bad to think about designing at the coding stage. --- nagudharp poruttandru review - bug-ginkan maerch chendru idiththarp poruttu Reviews are not meant for fun.They are for criticizing the bugs. --- bugnaadi rootcause naadi adhu thanikkum code naadi testing seyal Understand the bug.Find out the root cause. Write the code that fixes it and then test it.

Natarajan.D
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Sunday, September 06, 1998 at 07:10:37 (EST)

First man: "Name three fish that start and end with the letter K." Second man: "I can't." First man: "What about: killer shark, kippered haddock and Kilmarnock." Second man: "But Kilmarnock isn't a fish." First man: "Yes it is, it's a place."

Suchitra
madras, tn india - Saturday, September 05, 1998 at 09:57:06 (EST)

HEARD THIS KADIJOKE SOMEWHERE / YOU CAN EAT PONGAL DURING DIWALI BUT YOU CANNOT EAT DIWALI DURING PONGAL HA HA HA

R.Shankar
HEVERLEE, HEVERLEE Belgium - Friday, September 04, 1998 at 08:28:30 (EST)

Opposite of Area is Eranguya Opposite of Aurangazib is Podungazib Translation of "Lady Spinner" (English to Tamil)- Bala Thirupura Sundari Translation of "Ulle irandu Thenikkal Utkarndhu Irukindrana" (Tamil to English) is " IN - SAT - 2 B"

E.K.Gowri Shankar
Chennai, Tamil Nadu India - Friday, September 04, 1998 at 08:25:49 (EST)

one tamilian got impressed with the american icecream parlour name( Baskins 31 Robbins) and wanted to name his parlour like the one above. what will be the name? Alibaba 40 theives

Riaz Ahmed
chennai, Tamilnadu india - Friday, September 04, 1998 at 06:54:20 (EST)

Once a man was walking in a forest along with his son. Suddenly they lost their way and after several vain attempts. The man sat and started writing his will. Why? B'cause Where there is a WILL, there is a way? Some contradicting Proverbs: 1) Something is better than nothing. - Little knowledge is always dangerous 2) Make hay while the sun shines. - Nero was fiddling when ROME was burning. Don't be a NERO 3) Be content with whatever you have. - What you learnt, is just a hand-full Some popular Definitions : Insanity - Doing the same thing again and again , with different results Perfectionist - Is one, who won't listen to Beethoven's music, since he can't pronounce the name. Bachelor - Person waiting for his chance. Marriage - Where the man loses his masters degree and the women gets one. Job - Till marriage a profession after marriage - husband. Why can't you add more ?.....

Muthu G
Guduvancheri, Tamil Nadu India - Tuesday, September 01, 1998 at 11:46:15 (EST)

Q. What is the simmilarity between a man and a rat? A. Both go in search of a hole. Q. What is the heights of laziness? A. A man marrying a pregnant woman.

SHREEN FATIMA
FOSTER CITY, CALIFORNIA U.S.A - Wednesday, August 26, 1998 at 16:47:31 (EST)

Once in a test match between India and Windies, Sunil Gavaskar was opening the innings for India with a New Player called Gautham Bansode. Bansode was facing Marshall,one of the great fatest bowler. Marshall bowled the first ball and Bansode stood there like a statue without showing any attempt to play the ball. The same happened in the second and third ball. After the fourth ball was delivered, the umpire declared it a No ball. Then Bansode came near the runners pitch tapping the pitch and said to Sunil,"I know from the beginning that he had no ball in his hand".

Vinod
SYDNEY, NSW AUSTRALIA - Tuesday, August 25, 1998 at 22:49:36 (EST)

1st man : You know, It's been 25 years after my marriage and I am still in love with the same woman. 2nd man : Wow, that's great, 1st man : But it's very much risky. 2nd man : Why ? 1st man : If my wife finds it out she will kill me.

Venkat
SYDNEY, NSW Australia - Tuesday, August 25, 1998 at 22:37:54 (EST)

Oru paiyan oru ponnai parthu davu adikaran. Athuku antha ponnu avankitta solra "Nee akka thangachiyoda(sisters) porakalla? Avan solran "Athukulla nathanara (sister-in-law) pakka avvalavu aasaiya!?

L.R.Magesh
Chennai, Tamil Nadu India - Saturday, August 22, 1998 at 06:59:21 (EST)

Oru naal oru busil oru adipattavan yerinan. paridhabama pakathula okanthundu irundavan kettan eppadi adi pattudhu, sir? Adhe samayathil conductor kettar yenga poganum sir? Intha irandu kellvikum ore badil sonnan. Answer : sengal-pattu

Vikram Viswanathan
Chennai, Tamil Nadu India - Sunday, August 16, 1998 at 04:48:33 (EST)

Which Age is disliked by all ? Garb'age'. Teacher:-Why are you writing AMERICA as AMRICA ? Student:-You only said It is a neat place and there is no 'E'.

BRITTO DEROSE
HAMDEN, USA - Friday, August 14, 1998 at 16:26:54 (EST)

SVe oru naadagathin naduvil chinna talk thara stage il erugiraar. Audience il oruvar: Yuov Kadikkadhe Sve. Shekar : Sorry sir, ingeyirundhu ettadhu

Kavitha
Ontario Canada - Friday, August 14, 1998 at 16:03:51 (EST)

Why was Sardarji telling moral stories to Floppy diska? Because he didnt want them to become corrupt.

Ganesh Rajagopalan
Singapore - Monday, August 03, 1998 at 18:19:23 (EST)

Sri Rama & Sita went out for walking. On the way back, Sri Rama lost the key to the front door of the palace. What will be the dialog they will exchange? Annalum 'no-key' naal : avalum 'no-key' naal

A.Ramani
Coimbatore, TN India - Monday, August 03, 1998 at 05:13:08 (EST)

Once Sekhar asks his father, Sekhar: What have you qualified or learnt in past ? Father: B.Sc. Sekhar: That's all,you've learnt only three letters.But I've learnt from A,B,C.....Z.

Shrenik.G.Vaid
Chennai, Tamil Nadu India - Thursday, July 30, 1998 at 12:35:36 (EST)

What did tarzan say when he saw elephants coming? Oh!elephants are coming what did tarzan say when they were going? He went to the other side and said Oh! elephants are coming.

supriya raman
chennai, tamilnadu india - Sunday, July 26, 1998 at 12:04:46 (EST)

Oru vayasu ponnu Mount Road-la 12 noon dressae podama pora. Aana orutharum avalae kandukkavae illae ?? why ?? bcos, aval Oru vayadhu ponnudhanae (One year old girl)!!

Shyam Ramanathan
- Friday, July 10, 1998 at 10:53:04 (EST)

Kumble kalyanam pannikkara pennoda per (name) enna theriyuma ?? Bala-thiruppura-sundari

Shyam Ramanathan
Rochester , NY USA - Thursday, July 09, 1998 at 18:18:15 (EST)

A mother advised her daughter not to complain about her in-laws. But she asked her daughter to write with pencil if she is suffering and with pen if she is happy. After a week, the mother got a letter from her daughter. When she opened the letter, it was in ink praising her in-laws. There was a postscript by the daughter saying " since I do not have the pencil, I am writing with pen.

T.Madhavan
Ahmedabad, Gujarat India - Wednesday, July 08, 1998 at 03:40:46 (EST)

Two surds are playing chess!!!

Sanjay Ghodke
- Monday, July 06, 1998 at 15:43:16 (EST)

One day the theif enter into a house. On the moment there was no power. At that time only one lady was in. Soon after the theif enter the lady give a punch to him and he fallen down with pain. Then he asked her how you punch me sharply when the power was failure. The lady said when you came I thought that my entered in late without any prior intmation that's I punched.

uvaraj
chennai, tamil Nadu India - Tuesday, June 16, 1998 at 07:35:41 (EST)

Santa wanted to play joke on Banta and called him for dinner to his 28th floor apartment. When Banta came there, there was a board reading 'SORRY I HAVE GONE OUT'. Banta realised that Santa played joke on him. He wanted to outwit Santa and wrote another board ' SORRY I DIDN'T COME FOR DINNER-BANTA'

Madhan
Tampines, Singapore Singapore - Friday, June 12, 1998 at 03:15:39 (EST)

Q:- Before 99 years, there were only 24 letters in English Alphabets..Guess Why? A:- Because 'U' and 'I' weren't there

Madhan
Singapore, Singapore Singapore - Friday, June 12, 1998 at 03:09:22 (EST)

q.annanum thangachiyum odi vandhargal. Annan mel muchu vanginan thangachi?? a.ada female muchu vanginal Q goddess kali and boxing match kum yenna comman A. naakout Q. short circuit kum azhagana pennoda kadhalankum yenna comman A. rendu idathiliyum wire.. yerithu.

sanjeev
kadiyur, ARizona U.S.A - Wednesday, June 10, 1998 at 16:59:48 (EST)

Two archeologists one from Russia and one from America are travelling in a car. The car is driven by an Indian. The Russian archeologist says that they found telephone cables in lot of places in Russia during their research. He said proudly" this shows that ourr anchestors were using telephone to communicate even in those days". Hearing this the American archeologist said that during their research they could locate iron rods which were used for telegraphic services. He proudly says "this shows that our anchestors were using telegraphic technology to communicate even in those days". Hearing their conversation the Indian says that in india during the research the archeologists found nothing underground. And Produly said "this shows that our anchestors were using much advanced wireless techonology".

malathi
USA - Wednesday, June 10, 1998 at 12:06:05 (EST)

Q. What's the difference between spice girls and chicken kurma ? A. Spice girls don't have ginger !

Ganendran Kumaraswamy
Colombo, Sri Lanka - Friday, June 05, 1998 at 09:43:34 (EST)

Can't think of a joke right now. Will gewt back to u later. Does that sound funny?

Vikram
Pittsburgh, PA USA - Thursday, June 04, 1998 at 21:15:36 (EST)

YOUR MUMS LIKE A TREE SHE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ROOTS. YOUR MUMS SO DUM SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH. YOUR MUMS LIKE A T.V THREE YEAR OLDS TURN HER ON. YOUR MUMS SO FAT EVERY TIME SHE TURNS AROUND IT'S HER BIRTHDAY AGAIN. YOUR MUMS LIKE A HARDWARE STORE FIVE CENTS A SCREW.

CHUD SMITH
NEW YORK, NEW YORK USA - Monday, June 01, 1998 at 05:15:48 (EST)

Question : Which is not right that is not fair? Answer : BLACK MAN'S RIGHT LEG

Vijay Chandra
Toronto, Ontario Canada - Saturday, May 30, 1998 at 03:13:01 (EST)

TRY THIS ONE!!! I have one You have one Your mother uses your father's one A married lady would possess one A divorced lady would loose her one A Pope doesn't use his one Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one Lord Krishna had a long-long one Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one Michael J. Fox has a shorter one Madonna doesn't have one The Chinese usually have short ones While the Indian usually have long ones Do you have one? How long is your one? Which one is your preferred one? (It's a riddle. Think before you answer. It's an easy answer, just think STRAIGHT & SIMPLE, NOT NAUGHTY) Hee...Hee....Hee....;-) if u don't know scroll down and see the answer ooh...ooh...ooooooh..... The answer is - Surname

N.Senthilnathan
Scotland - Friday, May 29, 1998 at 11:35:50 (EST)

SOME INDIAN MOVIE HUMOUR!!!!!!!!!!! "DOOBTA HUA PYAR" If the Titanic was made in India: There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. 9) There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress,singing the rain. 8) By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother. 7) It's seven and a half hours long. 6) The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar". 5) Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leanardo Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan. 4) The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it. 3) None of the people would float for long cause of the saris. 2) They would be serving mango fruity on the boat. 1) Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it. AND Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!! PS : The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will floatin the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.

N.Senthil Nathan
Scotland - Friday, May 29, 1998 at 11:29:58 (EST)

Q: Why do Sardars have turban on their heads? A: Its because they would often need to scratch it when they try to think!.

madhusudan narayanan
lansing, michigan usa - Wednesday, May 27, 1998 at 13:40:37 (EST)

some body say hello to you you should ask why he say hello becuase hello mean hello ???? enough for killing ? time

s.kumar
bangalore, karnataka india - Wednesday, May 27, 1998 at 06:31:46 (EST)

En paki.. pasanga innum nuclear test pannala theriyuma Enna user mannual chinese la iru-ku

J VIJAYARAGHAVENDRA
Milwaukee, WI U S A - Tuesday, May 26, 1998 at 18:03:20 (EST)

What a difference? ---------------------------- Sachin Tendulkar(cricket)-Priya Tendulkar(tv anchor) Ram(ramayan)-Sitaram(politician) Paris(france)-Parrys(area in chennai) Rajendra Prasad(former politician)-Laloo Prasad(present politician) AND... S.V.Sekhar-Shrenik

Shrenik.G.Vaid
Chennai, Tamil Nadu INDIA - Sunday, May 24, 1998 at 13:23:09 (EST)

Colgate toothpaste'a yen Thalaikki Thadavikka koodaathu
ena? adhu Eergalai Bala paduthu,

Ganesh Sutiyanrayanan
Hyderabad, AP India - Thursday, May 21, 1998 at 02:06:48 (EST)

Mylapore ikkum madai velikkum sandai vandhal yaru jaipaarkal??
sandhekamae illay mylapore than,athu thanae tank vaithu irukkirathu

Thirugnansambandan
eraiyur,s.arcot, tamilnadu india - Monday, May 18, 1998 at 19:31:21 (EST)

Q. What is Red & Thin?
A. Red String
Q. What is Black & thin?
A. Its shadow

Sudarsan Parthasarathy
Chennai, Tamil Nadu India - Saturday, May 16, 1998 at 13:11:35 (EST)

How did N.T Rama Rao and P.V Narasimha Rao go to Tirupathi?
ravoda rava ponanga.

Harsha Radhakrishnan
Chennai, Tamilnadu India - Thursday, May 14, 1998 at 01:40:37 (EST)

"unga katchiyoda kollgai yenna sir?" "nallaa kaetinga...appappo kollgaya matthikiradhuthan yenga katchiyoda kollgai. -karthik

KARTHIK SANKARANARAYANAN
CHENNAI, TAMILNADU INDIA - Sunday, May 10, 1998 at 11:54:47 (EST)

"Here is somthing for your Answer phone"
Hi,i'm me.
"If you're my mum & dad, Please send me some money"
"If you're my Financial institude, You haven't send me enough money"
"If you're one of my Friends, You owe me money"
"If you're a women, don't worry i've got planty of money"

MAYURAN.
London., UK. - Thursday, May 07, 1998 at 12:31:16 (EST)

Man: What are you doing?
Boy: Appa vukku Uthaviyaa(help) irukken..
Man: oh great,, so what is your Appa doing?
Boy: Appa Viddila summa irukkirar

Senthuran Nadarajah
Ottawa, Ontario Canada - Thursday, May 07, 1998 at 11:16:47 (EST)

Everybody passes through three stages of Santa Claus. One, they believe in & enjoy Santa Claus, second, they don't believe in Santa Claus and the third one, they become Santa Claus.

NVN Prasad
Santa Clara, California USA - Wednesday, May 06, 1998 at 13:51:48 (EST)

Top Secret MicroSoft Code

Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
Project: Version - Windows 95

Microsoft marketing strategy (MARKET.EXE):

#include
#include
#include /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include /* For the court of law */

#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define next_year soon
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version

void main()
{ if (latest_window_version>one_month_old)
{
if (there_are_still_bugs)
market(bugfix);
if (sales_drop_below_certain_point)
raise(RUMOURS_ABOUT_A_NEW_BUGLESS_VERSION);
}
while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)
{
make_false_promise(it_will_be_multitasking); /* Standard Call, in
lie.h */
if (rumours_grow_wilder)
make_false_promise(it_will_be_plug_n_play);
if (rumours_grow_even_wilder)
{
market_time=ripe;
say("It will be ready in one month);
order(programmers, stop_fixing_bugs_in_old_version);
order(programmers, start_brainstorm_about_new_version);
order(marketingstaff, permission_to_spread_nonsense);
vapourware=TRUE;
break;
}
}
switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress)
{
case WHEN_WILL_IT_BE_READY:
say("It will be ready in", today+30_days," we're just testing");
break;
case WILL_THIS_PLUG_AND_PLAY_THING_WORK:
say("Yes it will work");
ask(programmers, why_does_it_not_work);
pretend(there_is_no_problem);
break;
case WHAT_ARE_MINIMAL_HARDWARE_REQUIREMENTS:
say("It will run on a 8086 with lightning speed due to"
" the 32 bits architecture");
inform(INTEL, "Pentium sales will rise skyhigh");
inform(SAMSUNG, "Start a new memorychip plant"
"'cos all those customers will need at least 32 megs");
inform(QUANTUM, "Thanks to our fatware your sales will triple");
get_big_bonus(INTEL, SAMSUNG, QUANTUM);
break;
case DOES_MICROSOFT_GET_TOO_MUCH_INFLUENCE:
say("Oh no, we are just here to make a better world for
everyone");
register(journalist, Big_Bill_Book);
when(time_is_ripe)
{
arrest(journalist);
brainwash(journalist);
when(journalist_says_windows95_is_bugfree)
{
order(journalist, "write a nice objective article");
release (journalist);
}
}
break;
}
while (vapourware)
{
introduction_date++; /* Delay */
if (no_one_believes_anymore_there_will_be_a_release)
break;
say("It will be ready in",today+ONE_MONTH);
}
release(beta_version)
while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware)
{
bills_bank_account += 150*megabucks;
release(new_and_even_better_beta_version);
introduce(more_memory_requirements);
if (customers_report_installation_problems)
{
say("that is a hardware problem, not a software problem");
if (smart_customer_says_but_you_promised_plug_and_play)
{
ignore(customer);
order(microsoft_intelligence_agency, "Keep an eye on this
bastard");
}
}
if ( bills_bank_account>skyhigh && marriage>two_years )
{
divorce(woman_that_was_beatifull_when_I_married_her);
wave(dollars, at_lusty_chicks);
marry(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
devirginize(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
if (boobies_start_to_hang)

dump(young_blond_virgin_with_big_boobies);
}
if (there_is_another_company)
{
steal(their_ideas);
accuse(compagny, stealing_our_ideas);
hire(a_lot_of_lawyers); /* in process.h */
wait(until_other_company_cannot_afford_another_lawsuit);
buy_out(other_company);
}
}
/* Now everyone realizes that we sell bugware and they are all angry at
us */
order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard);
buy(nice_little_island); hire(harem);
laugh_at(everyone,
for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_another_unfinished_version);
}

void bugfix(void)
{
charge (a_lot_of_money)
if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)
say("It is not a bugfix but a new version");
if (still_complaints)
{
ignore(customer);
register(customer, big_Bill_book);
/* We'll get him when everyone uses Billware!!*/
}
}

Top Ten Reasons

Top 10 Reasons for Being French:

1.When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay
>>> >
>>> > 2.Yet to experience the joy of winning the world
>>> cup
>>> > for the first time
>>> > 3.You get to eat insect food like snails and
>>> frog's
>>> > legs
>>> > 4.If there's a war you can surrender really early
>>> > 5.You don't have to read the subtitles on those
>>> late
>>> > night films on Channel 4
>>> > 6.You can test your own nuclear weapons in other
>>> > people's countries
>>> > 7.You can be ugly and still become a famous film
>>> > star
>>> > 8.Allow Germans to march up and down your most
>>> > famous street
>>> > humiliating your sense of national pride
>>> > 9.You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit
>>>
>>> > in the street
>>> > 10.People think you're a great lover even when
>>> you're
>>> > not
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being American:
>>> >
>>> > 1.You can have a woman president without electing
>>> > her
>>> > 2.You can spell colour wrong and get away with it
>>> > 3.You can call Budweiser beer
>>> > 4.You can be a crook and still be president
>>> > 5.If you've got enough money you can get elected
>>> to
>>> > do anything
>>> > 6.If you can breathe you can get a gun
>>> > 7.You can invent a new public holiday every year
>>> > 8.You can play golf in the most hideous clothes
>>> ever
>>> > made and nobody
>>> > seems to care.
>>> > 9.You get to call everyone you've never met
>>> "buddy"
>>> > 10.You can think you're the greatest nation on
>>> earth.
>>> > When you're not. At all.
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being English:
>>> >
>>> > 1.Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah
>>>
>>> > 2.Warm beer
>>> > 3.You get to confuse everyone with the rules of
>>> > cricket
>>> > 4.You get to accept defeat graciously in major
>>> > sporting events
>>> > 5.Union jack underpants
>>> > 6.Water shortages guaranteed every single summer
>>> > 7.You can live in the past and imagine you are
>>> still
>>> > a world power
>>> > 8.Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not
>>> > 9.Ditto changing underwear
>>> > 10.Beats being Welsh or Scottish
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being Italian:
>>> >
>>> > 1.In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes

>>> > 2.Unembarrassed to wear fur

>>> > 3.No need to worry about tax returns
>>> > 4.Glorious military history... well, till about
>>> 400
>>> > AD
>>> > 5.Can wear sunglasses inside
>>> > 6.Political stability
>>> > 7.Flexible working hours
>>> > 8.Live near the Pope
>>> > 9.Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit
>>> hair
>>> > 10.Country run by Sicilian murderers
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being Spanish:
>>> >
>>> > 1.Glorious history of killing South American
>>> tribes
>>> > 2.The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the
>>> > Pyrenees
>>> > 3.You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes,
>>> > Brits etc.
>>> > 4.The rest of your country is already invaded by
>>> > Moroccans
>>> > 5.Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's
>>>
>>> > the real thing
>>> > 6.Honesty
>>> > 7.Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up
>>> in
>>> > stupid, tight clothes
>>> > and risk your life in front of bulls
>>> > 8.You get to eat bulls' testicles
>>> > 9.Gibraltar
>>> > 10.Supported Argentina in Falklands War.
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being German:
>>> >
>>> > 1.
>>> > 2.
>>> > 3.
>>> > 4.
>>> > 5.
>>> > 6.
>>> > 7.
>>> > 8.
>>> > 9.
>>> > 10.In-built sense of pacifism
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being Indian:
>>> >
>>> > 1.Chicken Madras
>>> > 2.Lamb Passanda
>>> > 3.Onion Bhaji
>>> > 4.Bombay Potatoe
>>> > 5.Chicken Tikka Masala
>>> > 6.Rogan Josh
>>> > 7.Popadoms
>>> > 8.Chicken Dopiaza
>>> > 9.Meat Boona
>>> > 10.Kingfisher lager
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being Welsh:
>>> >
>>> > You've got to be having a laugh, haven't you?!?!?!?
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being Irish:
>>> >
>>> > 1.Guinness
>>> > 2.18 children because you can't use contraceptives
>>>
>>> > 3.You can get into a fight just by marching down
>>> > someone's road
>>> > 4.Pubs never close
>>> > 5.Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in
>>> > the second Vatican
>>> > Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend
>>> that
>>> > you can't have sex with a
>>> > condom on
>>> > 6.No one can ever remember the night before
>>> > 7.Kill people you don't agree with
>>> > 8.Stew
>>> > 9.More Guinness
>>> > 10.Eating stew and drinking guinness in an Irish
>>> pub
>>> > at 3:00 in the morning
>>> > after a bout of sectarian violence.
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being Canadian:
>>> >
>>> > 1.It beats being an American
>>> > 2.Only country to successfully invade the US and
>>> > burn its capital to the
>>> > ground
>>> > 3.You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
>>> > 4.Only country to successfully invade the US and
>>> > burn its capital to the
>>> > ground
>>> > 5.Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh
>>> > water in a canoe ?
>>> > 6.A political leader can admit to smoking pot and
>>> > his/her popularity ratings
>>> > will rise
>>> > 7.Only country to successfully invade the US and
>>> burn
>>> > its capital to the
>>> > ground
>>> > 8.Kill Grizzly bears with huge fuckoff shotguns
>>> and
>>> > cover your house in
>>> > their skins
>>> > 9.Own-an-eskimo scheme
>>> > 10.Only country to successfully invade the US and
>>> > burn its capital to the
>>> > ground
>>> >
>>> > Top 10 Reasons for Being Australian:
>>> >
>>> > 1.Know your great-grand-dad was a murdering
>>> bastard
>>> > that no civilized
>>> > nation on earth wanted
>>> > 2.Fosters Lager
>>> > 3.Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your
>>> > country for
>>> > 40,000 years because you think it belongs to
>>> you
>>> > 4.Annihilate England every time you play them at
>>> > cricket
>>> > 5.Tact and sensitivity
>>> > 6.Bondi Beach
>>> > 7.Other beaches
>>> > 8.Liberated attitude to homosexuals
>>> > 9.Drinking cold lager on the beach
>>> > 10.Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold
>>> > lager on the beach

ANTONY GANESH

MISSISSAUGA, ONT CANADA - Sunday, May 03, 1998 at 11:46:15 (EST)

Superbowl!
>>
>>A guy named Matthew receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his
>>company. Unfortunately, when Matthew arrives at the stadium, he realizes
>>the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium - he's closer to
>>the Goodyear blimp than the field. About halfway through the first
>>quarter, Matthew notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on
>>the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through
>>the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits
>>down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone
>>sitting here?" The man says, "No." Now, very excited to be in such a
>>great seat for the game, Matthew again inquires of the man next to him,
>>"This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this
>>at the Super Bowl and not use it?" The man replies, "Well, actually, the
>>seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed
>>away. This is the first Super Bowl that we haven't been together since we
>>got married in l967."
>>
>>"Well, that's really sad," says Matthew, "But still, couldn't you find
>>someone to take the seat, like a relative or close friend?" "No", the man
>>replies, "They're all at the funeral."
>>

ANTONY GANESH
MISSISSAUGA, ONT CANADA - Sunday, May 03, 1998 at 10:11:54 (EST)

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying
>>in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is
>>stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish,
>>anything you want." The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like
>>drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka
>>whenever I want, so make me piss vodka."
>>
>>The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a
>>glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks at the glass and it's
>>clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka.
>>So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted. The
>>Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes
>>running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the
>>cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is
>>reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever
>>tasted. The two drink and party all night.
>>
>>The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get
>>two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses.
>
>the
>>result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the
>>sun comes up.
>>
>>Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife,
>>"Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." His
>>wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table. The
>>Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him,
>"But
>>Boris, why do we need only one glass?" Boris raises the glass and says,
>>"Because tonight my love, you drink from the bottle."
>---- End of mail text

ANTONY GANESH
- Sunday, May 03, 1998 at 10:03:01 (EST)

Engineer, Mathematician, and Phycicist An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one Saturday and laid their money down.

Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all my money. I measured all the horses and calculated their strength and mechanical advantage and figured out how fast they could run..."

The physicist interrupted him: "...but you didn't take individual variations into account. I did a statistical analysis of their previous performances and bet on the horses with the highest probability of winning..."

so if you're so hot why are you broke?" asked the engineer.

But before the argument can grow, the mathematician takes out his pipe and they get a glimpse of his well-fattened wallet. Obviously here was a man who knows something about horses. They both demanded to know his secret.

Well," he says, between puffs on the pipe, "first I assumed all the horses were identical and spherical..."

ANTONY GANESH
MISSISSAUGA, ONT CANADA - Sunday, May 03, 1998 at 09:58:42 (EST)

An indian lady and an american lady travel in the same bus.the indian lady doesn't know to speak english .The american lady asks her "What is your name?".The indian lady thinking that she is speaking rubbish,replies"Kuti(Dog),Bhanse(buffalo).....elc".
After reaching the destination the american lady says to the indian lady"Bye,Bye Kuti ,bhans ..."and all other bad words that the indian lady had told.

Shrenik G Vaid
Chennai, Tamil Nadu India - Sunday, May 03, 1998 at 04:16:58 (EST)

Can I Tell You One Thing?
ONE

Ramesh J Khatod
Chennai, Tamilnadu India - Sunday, May 03, 1998 at 03:54:21 (EST)

Everytime Ramu misses a hole, he cries out "Holy papadum, I missed." This was beginning to annoy everybody else at the golf course. "Holy papadum, I missed," he cried again as he missed the hole again. At that time, the sky darkened and a lightning struck at the very spot where Ramu was standing.Everyone gasped as they saw a big hole where he was standing. However when he came out of the hole meekly, a THUNDEROUS voice came from the sky, "HOLY PAPADUM, I MISSED!"

Ranjani
Singapore - Monday, April 27, 1998 at 20:52:34 (EST)

A moron called the operator at the airport to and asked.....
Moron:How long does it take to go to Japan from here?
Operator: A second , please.
Moron: Thank you.
And hangs down the phone!

Ranjani
Singapore - Monday, April 27, 1998 at 20:43:30 (EST)

What is the height of Madness??? Two bald men fighting for the comb.

SOPHIA PAUL
GRAND PRAIRIE, TEXAS USA - Thursday, April 16, 1998 at 17:43:27 (EST)

Why fishermen's are so selfish??? Because they sell fish.

SOPHIA PAUL
TEXAS USA - Thursday, April 16, 1998 at 00:10:57 (EST)

Why fisher men's are selfish???

SOPHIA PAUL
Grand Prairie, Texas USA - Thursday, April 16, 1998 at 00:07:20 (EST)

Real life Incident : - At Newyork.
Client Manager - (To an Indian who has come in to Newyork quite recently) Hi, you should start your work tomorrow at the office in World Trade Centre.
Consultant (Indian) - Yes sir, but can you give me a LandMark for this place.
Client Manager - (Totally shocked- because WTC is one of the tallest building in NY)says, there is a Pizza shop just opposite the building.

Ganesh Narayanan
REGO PARK, NY USA - Wednesday, April 15, 1998 at 16:57:27 (EST)

A sardar was buying a ticket at every station on a train journey. A fellow traveller asked him why he was not buying the ticket from the starting point to the destination. The sardar replied that the doctor has advised him not to undertake long journeys.

gowri nandakumar
colorado spring, co usa - Tuesday, April 14, 1998 at 18:13:17 (EST)

Which driver cannot be arrested for his speed?? SCREW DRIVER

SOPHIA PAUL
SAN JOSE, CA USA - Monday, April 13, 1998 at 16:05:42 (EST)

Why does hen lay eggs??Because if it drops it will break.

SOPHIA PAUL
SAN JOSE, CA USA - Monday, April 13, 1998 at 16:02:13 (EST)

Why letter 'A' is like a flower?? Because 'B'( bee) comes after it.

SOPHIA PAUL
SAN JOSE, CA USA - Monday, April 13, 1998 at 15:54:32 (EST)

Q. How do you find a Scotsman in a crowd?

A.If you lift the kilt and find a quarter pounder ,he is a McDonald.

chintadriseshan
trichy, tamil nadu - Thursday, April 09, 1998 at 22:43:36 (EST)

> > If You Get Caught Sleeping on the Job
> -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
>
> "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
>
> "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in
> that time-management course you sent me to."
>
> "I was working smarter - not harder."
>
>
> "Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission
> statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
>
> "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
> people!"
>
> "I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."
>
> "I'm in the management training program."
>
> "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise
> Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you
> made me attend."
>
> "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I
> dreamed about work!"
>
> "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
> work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who
> practice Yoga?"
>
> "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
> solution to our biggest problem."
>
> "Uh, hey, whaddaya expect... the coffee machine is
> broken..."
>
> "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
>
> "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear
> off!"
>
> "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"
>
> "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
> workaholic!"
>
> "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens
> without my hands."
>
> "The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I was playing
> dead to avoid getting shot."
>
> "Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
>

Mahesh Anandan
Denver, Co USA - Wednesday, April 08, 1998 at 12:50:06 (EST)

-----------------------------------------------------
Pres. Zail Singh buys some common sense
----------------------------------------------------

This is about a day when Mr. Zail Singh was the President of the country.

All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him that people tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock stucks 12:00, all sardars go mad and act like crazy. They complained that this is not true. They also complained that people talk about sardar having no common sense. Therefore, they demanded him to go bring for them common sense.

Mr. Zail Singh was confused and asked his secretary to give him some suggestions. The secretary advised him to go to Japan, since quality is guaranteed.

The next day Mr. Zail Singh rushes off to Japan. At the Osaka Airport he hires a cab and asks him to take him to a shop where he can get common sense.

The cab driver was pissed, he told him that there is no shop in Japan that sells such stuff. Infact every human being has common sense since birth. And that one should know how to make use of it. Mr. Zail Singh asked him to explain in detail.

He started explaining by giving an example. The example was that there are 4 members in his family, his wife, his son, and his daughter. He then asked Mr. Zail Singh to guess the fourth members of the family. Mr. Zail Singh said, "How am i supposed to know who is the forth member in your family". The driver said, "fool, its me"

Mr. Zail then understood and said,"oh! is this what common sense is?, Indian sardars are fools and stupid, this is so easy"

The next day he goes back to India and announces all sardars to get together for a mass sardar lunch. He starts explaining with the same example. He says," there are 4 members in my family, my son, my daughter, and my wife, guess who is the fourth one?". All sardars shouted, "We don't know".

he then yells at them,"You fools, stupid, good for nothing. It is so simple, the fourth member of the family is that taxi driver"

Mahesh Anandan
Denver, Co USA - Wednesday, April 08, 1998 at 12:44:51 (EST)

A sardar walking on the street, suddenly notices a banana peel on his way. Imagine what the sardar tells himself......

"Sala aaj bhi girna padega!"

Mahesh Anandan
Denver, Co USA - Wednesday, April 08, 1998 at 12:43:37 (EST)

*************************************
This is is a letter from a sardarji mother to her
son at school ...
**************************************
Pyaarey Puttar,

Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last sardar who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldnt have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.

THE weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery. Your sister had a baby this morning, I havent found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether you are an aunt or uncle!

Your uncle jatindar fell into a whiskey vat. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for 3 days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving and the other two were in the back. the driver got out, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. the other 2 friends drowned because they couldn't get the gate down.

there isn't much more news at this time. nothing much has happened.

love, mom

p.s. i was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.

Mahesh Anandan
Denver, Co USA - Wednesday, April 08, 1998 at 12:42:24 (EST)

Q:Why the sardarji has the turbain?
A:He dont want to expose his brain.
Q:Why the fish swims in water?
A:Coz it cannot do it in land.
Man.1: Sir when will be the bus to Chennai?
Man.2: By 10:00 am.
Man.1: If i leave it ?(Assume: When will be next bus?)
Man.2: It will go. (Release it from u r hand)

Teacher:Which one will absovre water easily?
Student:Whisper.

Sekara
Mumbai, MH India - Wednesday, April 01, 1998 at 09:43:44 (EST)

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN THAT IS DROWNING?????
BOB

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN ON YOUR DOOR STEP
MAT

TED DAVIS
LYNNWOOD, WA USA - Wednesday, March 25, 1998 at 14:21:29 (EST)

A wellbuilt sardar & an inbuilt non sardar travelling in a crowded Bus where Sardar was crushing the other like anything. The inbuilt weak man requested to give atleast a small place to sit. But Sardar refused and said, "You know, I am Lion's son, don't fight with me". Poor weak man kept quite. After few Stoppings, Sardar got down. The Poor weak man took out his head from the Bus window and crawled, "Hey Sardar, do the Lion comes to your house or your mother goes to the Forest".....

sridhar
Chennai, tamilnadu india - Saturday, March 21, 1998 at 05:39:07 (EST)

A SURDI,ON HIS WAY TO WORK EXPERIENCES BAD CRAMPS AND HAS TO ANSWER HIS NATURES CALL WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY.SO HE STOPS BY A PUBLIC LAVORATORY, IN ORDER TO RELIEVE HIMSELF.FINDING ONLY A COUPLEOF POTTIES HE RUSHES INSIDE ONE,AND EXPERIENCES THE ULTIMATE HEAVEN (TO SOME IT IS!!)NOW HE REALISES THAT THER'S NO WATER RUNNING IN THE TAPS SO WITHOUT ANY CHOICE HE CALLSOUT LOUD TO THE GUY INTHENEXT LOO. CHECK OUT THE CONVERSATION THEY HAVE..."BROTHER ..DO U HAVE WATER IN UR TOILET...."NO"..HMM...."ANY TISSUES"...."NO"....."OLD NEWSPAPER BITS"...."NO"..."ARRE..USHOULD BE HAVING A HANKIE YAAR".."NO"...."AAARGH..ALRIGHT THEN JUST GIMME CHANGE FOR THIS HUNDRED BUCKS!!!

jai mundra
chennai, tamil nadu india - Monday, March 09, 1998 at 10:41:14 (EST)

Q) What do you call an intelligent person in the Land of Sardars ?
A) Tourist.

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:52:25 (EST)

Q) Why do Surds whistle in the toilet ?
A) It helps them to remember which end to wipe.

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:51:13 (EST)

Why do Sardars drink milk ath the departmental store itself : Ans: b'cos it says "
open here " on the satchet.

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:49:24 (EST)

From the ambush rule book issued to the Sardar army :
"When passing through a thick forest cover your turban with leaves and twigs. When passing through a corn field cover your turban with corn stalks. When passing through a cabbage field, remove your turban.

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:46:41 (EST)

A Surd I know is not bothered about the petrol price hike. He says he always fills up for Rs.50/-.

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:39:02 (EST)

All soft drink bottles used by Surds carry the following message at the bottom - " Open from the other side ".

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:36:37 (EST)

Q) Which is the smallest book in the world ?
A) Sardar geniuses.

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:33:19 (EST)

What happens when a foolish Tamilian migrates to the Land of Sardarjis ?

Ans: The average IQ of both the places increase.

V.V.Nath
Bangalore, Karnataka India - Saturday, February 28, 1998 at 23:11:35 (EST)

Kakkavai thaniyil pottal ennavagum? - Kagam karaiyum...

Ravi Gopanna
Warren, MI USA - Monday, February 23, 1998 at 10:57:38 (EST)

Banta singh finished his English exam and came out. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, for that he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I thought, thought, thought ... and at last I wrote THUNK !!!"

Ravi Gopanna
Warren, MI USA - Monday, February 23, 1998 at 10:51:58 (EST)

Q. Aadu, maadu ellaam dress podaamale "muzhusaa" irukkum pothu, manuzhanukku mattum en "Aal paathi; Aadai paathi" -nnu sonnaanga?

A. Enna, Aadu, maadukkellam naalu kaal irukku (1/4). Aanaa manuzhannukku rendu kaal (1/4) thaane irukku!

Kumaran Narayanan
Fremont, CA USA - Saturday, February 21, 1998 at 11:54:45 (EST)

once lived king who had a very beautiful queen. He was very insecured that some one would always steal her from him. It so happened that he had to go away for some reason to another country (on a war or whatever..) he had to leave the queen behind. He could not go peacefully. So he called a locksmith and ordered him to make a lock which cannot be broken. Then, he locked the queen in and now he had to give the key to someone who he can trust because incase the king never returns then some one has to let the queen out. So he found a sage who is very pious and truthful to the king. All is done. The kind gave the key to him and boading the ship and bidding farewell to his people when he sees the sage running towards him in a worried mood. He runs to the sage and asks the reason at that moment the sage tells him " You have given me the wrong key."

vijayaraghavan.mookapillay
old bridge, NJ USA - Friday, February 20, 1998 at 16:14:08 (EST)

Ignoring the notice 'ASUTHAM SEYYATHEERGAL' the kid was about to urinate on the street wall when a passer by stopped him saying 'thambi, ingellam onnuku irukkakoodathu, appuram,police karar puduchukuttu poyiduvar.' Instantly, the kid replied, 'summathana povuthu, athai avaravathu pudichukattumay.'

vijayaraghavan.mooka pillay
old bridge, NJ USA - Friday, February 20, 1998 at 16:03:44 (EST)

You Don't Have to Be British to Enjoy These Signs in London Below are actual signs in London, where the proper British slipped up.

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES
WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

Outside a farm:
HORSE MANURE,
PRE-PACKED BAG. 50p
DO-IT-YOURSELF, 20p

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY
THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN
ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a photographer's studio:
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE,
OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
Outside a disco:
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO
IN TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME!

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND
DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS
THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

Sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR -
THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office complex:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER.
PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

Gopinath Venkataramanan
Sunnyvale, California USA - Wednesday, February 18, 1998 at 20:18:37 (EST)

Aan yaanaiyum, Pen Yaanaiyum, bus stand poguthu,
oru Bus varudhu, adhula Pen Yaanai mattum eri poguthu yen???

ans 1: adhu Ladies Special
ans 2: Aan Yaanai Send off panna vandichi

Ha ha ha

Ganesh Suriyanarayanan
Hyderabad, AP India - Monday, February 16, 1998 at 09:01:46 (EST)

Once 10 people from India were recruited for jobs in America. None of them knew English. So The American Government decided to teach them Engligh. All the ten people attended English classes for 3 months. Nine of them were able to read, write and speak English but there was one Sardarji who was not able to learn English. The Sardarji was required to continue the course for another month but still he couldn't learn English. The American Govt. decided to put in the best teachers to teach the Sardarji English but they could not succeed. Then various officials tried to teach him but were not able to teach him. Finally the President himself took the challenge and tried to teach him English. After trying for one month the Sardarji couldn't learn it. Then the President decided that both of them would stay in a room alone for 3 months and there would not be any visitors even. Finally, after 3 months both the President and the Sardarji came out. Many officials were present to meet him when he was coming out. One of the officials asked the President "Have you succeeded in teaching him English?" The president replied 'e sardarji wich kuch na hona' Manoj.Namboodiri@usa.net

Manoj Namboodiri
Dubai, U.A.E. - Monday, February 16, 1998 at 08:50:57 (EST)

Q: ORU BUS YEN BUSSTOP LA NIKARADHU?
A: YEN NA ADHALA OKARA MUDIYADHU.
Q: ORU CAR U KULA PATHU YANAI YEPPADI YETHUVEL?
A: KASTAPATTU YETHUVEL.
Q: ORU BUS A "PINAALA" KUTHINA ENA AAGUM?
A: "PIN" VALLAYUM

PRASHANT KUMAR G
MUMBAI, MAHARASHTRA INDIA - Sunday, February 15, 1998 at 08:00:47 (EST)

this regarding the recent biggest security company's fall at japan the president of the company came openly to the public for the apology and was pardoned. if the same system previles in india, what will happen to the indian citizens ??????? what more can happen except but the whole population will die out of noise polution.

g.muralidharan
dubai, dubai uae - Friday, February 06, 1998 at 02:19:34 (EST)

Other day I met my friend Banta Singh who was very angry. I asked him what happened and he said "My wife just delivered twins". So I asked "Arey! you should be happy. Why are you so angry?" Guess what he replied,banging his hands together. "I want to know who is the father of the second child!" Kadavuley! Save Banta and his family!

Sudhakar K.
Baku,, Azerbaijan - Friday, January 30, 1998 at 04:35:52 (EST)

Question: Why did the judge acquit Loretta Bobbit?
Answer : Because the evidence did not stand up in the court.

I hope u folks got the joke!

V Suresh
Lae, Morobe P.N.Guinea - Saturday, January 24, 1998 at 20:00:15 (EST)

A Sardarji went up the Eiffel Tower and looked down. His watch, being loose, slipped down. The Sardarji ran down and while he was on the ground floor a Frenchman stopped him and enquired why he was running so fast. To which the Sardar replied "My watch fell down and I'm rushing to catch it." The Frenchman replied "Hei, Sardar, by this time the watch would have fallen down and broken into pieces." The Sardar replied back "No Sir, the watch is half an hour slow".

V Suresh
Lae, Morobe P.N.Guinea - Saturday, January 24, 1998 at 19:56:47 (EST)

An Irishman asked a Sardarji: Do you talk to your wife after making love?
To which the Sardarji replied: Only after I reach home.

Vasu Sangguni
Lae, Morobe P.N.Guinea - Saturday, January 24, 1998 at 19:51:44 (EST)

Sobana a 6 year old was just learning tamil. One day she went grocery shopping with her aunt to a nearby Tamil grocery store. There was a big sign on the window of store which had the following "Keeirai(spinach) 2 for $3.99." Immediately, Sobana exclaimed to her aunt, "Look,aunty I can read Tamil. The sign says, Tamil 2 for $3.99" Haaaaaaaa(a true experience)!

Komathy Sanmuganathan
Scarborough, , Canada - Thursday, January 15, 1998 at 15:29:48 (EST)

LOLU 1 asks: What is the difference between a FLY and an ELEPHANT?
LOLU 2 confused:mmmm I don't know!
LOLU 1 answers happily: A fly can fly. An elephant can't elephant.Haaahaa

Komathy Sanmuganathan
Scarborough, - Thursday, January 15, 1998 at 15:06:57 (EST)

oru school payyan "kannukku mai azhagu..kavidhaikku poi azhagu" enra padalai thannoda baniyil..eppadi paduvan ?

Bus ikku brake azhagu...miss ikku frock azhagu....!!

srinivasan
Singapore, Singapore - Thursday, January 15, 1998 at 02:22:01 (EST)

Hi,

Kullamana Manithargal (Short Persons) migavum virumbum Chips enna theriyuma?

Athu :::: > Micro Chips

Sita,Jackson,Mississippi, Dr.Sundharm Dins Moor,Mississippi.

Sitaraman Natarajan
Ridgeland, MS USA - Wednesday, January 14, 1998 at 13:48:30 (EST)

Oru sardarji, kayiley oru periya kombai (kittatatta 12 adi irukkum) vachchindu oru scale-aala adhai alakka kudichchu kudichchu muyarchchi pannindirundaru. Aana avarala mudiyalai. Anda pakkama pona oru Tamilan, paavam avarukku udhavalamey-nnu avarkittey poi, andha kombai vangi, adhai padukka pottu, scale-aala adai alandhu, "Moththam 11 adi neelam saar"-nnu sonnanam. Vandadey kobam andha Sardarji-kku! Tamilanai-p-paarththu "Arivu ketta kabodhi! Yenakku anda komboda neelam thevai illaiyaa. Adoda uyaram-dhan yenakku thevai"-nnu anda kombai pidingittu poyittaanam.

Sudhakar K
Baku, Azerbaijan - Monday, January 12, 1998 at 11:26:10 (EST)

This is is a letter from a sardarji mother to her son at school ... Pyaarey Puttar, I am writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give you the address as the last sardar who stayed in this house took the numbers with them for their next house, so they wouldnt have to change their address.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM SINCE.

THE weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for three days and the second time for four days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the last payment on GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery.

Your sister had a baby this morning, I havent found out whether it is a boy or girl, so I don't know whether you are an aunt or uncle!

Love, mom

PS. i was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed.

Naga Rajan
Nashville, TN USA - Thursday, January 08, 1998 at 19:06:54 (EST)

What is the Similarity Between:
(1) Krishna Jayanthi and Communism? Kaal marks
(2) Short circuit and pOraamai (jealosy)? Wire-eriyarthu
(3) Boxing and Goddess Kaali? Naak-out.

Naga Rajan
Nashville, TN USA - Thursday, January 08, 1998 at 18:56:39 (EST)

A pig fell in the mud. That is not a clean joke!

Malcolm
USA - Monday, January 05, 1998 at 18:43:08 (EST)

person 1:anna,ungloda 100 rubaa kadan apadiye nikkitu.
person 2:athu en apadiye nikutu, oru natkali pothu okara vekka vendiyatu thane.

sivakumar
kl, ft malaysia - Saturday, January 03, 1998 at 08:55:11 (EST)

senthilsss@yahoo.com