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JOKEBOOK 1997 Part I Situation : After writing COMPILER DESIGN exam, all students are standing infront of Exam Hall. Professor : Ah ! Inga Vappa. Exam Eppadi Irunthathu. Student : Ellam Out of Portion, Sir. Professor : Question Paper ra Kodu Pappom,( After gone thro' Ques. Paper ) Ah! Out of Portion Ethum Illaiyei ??? Student : Kondu Ponathu Onnum Varavillai, Sir. Professor : ?)(*%#&)(^#&(__)*%^#%^() Mohan Doss. D Sivakasi, Tamil Nadu India - Friday, August 29, 1997 at 11:48:49 (EST) Why is Armstrong powerful than us ? Ennaa, Nammallaam Onnukkum-Irandukkum thaan pOvOm ... Aana, Armstrong MoonukkE pOirukkaan !! Kannappan Monroeville, PA USA - Tuesday, August 26, 1997 at 18:53:06 (EST) Q: Who invented the WEB ? A: SPIDER.... Ramanathan Bahrain - Tuesday, August 26, 1997 at 18:15:30 (EST) Govindan : Yenga, pona vaaram unga naikku (dog) udambu sari illadabodhu enna marundu koduttheenga? Yenna en nayikkum udambu sariyillai. Mukundan : Naan 'Parafin' mattirai kodutthen. Goovindan : Saringa naanum adaiye kodukkuren. (Oru vaaram kazhitthu iruvarum meendum sandikkirargal) Govindan : Ennanga! Neenga sonnadai nambi naan naiku 'Parafin' mattirai kodutthen. Nai setthu pochunga. Mukundan : Ada appadiyaa! Enna aachchariyam parunga. En nai kooda setthu pochchu!! Sudhakar Baku, Azerbaijan - Monday, August 25, 1997 at 10:47:59 (EST) Actors Kamalhassan and Rajini are given a speeding ticket by highway patrol officers in separate incidents when first two are touring in USA. (dialogues are translated into Tamizh) ( Karpanai : Karunakaran.) Officer : Sir, your history shows you are an actor and also for second time you have sped above the speed limits.Last time at 90 and this time at 100. Why don't you stop this? Kamal(In Nayagan style): Naan ethukkaga ithai niruthanum. Red light vantha piragu kooda cross panraangale, avanagalai niruthachollu. Naan nirutharen. Thalai therikka 130mph-la parakkaraangale, avanagalai niruthachollu. Naan nirutharen. Highway-la kanna pinnannu, signal-kooda podame lane-change panraangale, avanagalai niruthachollu. Naan nirutharen. Ellathukku mela, 120, 130 mph-la poravangalai vittuttu 100-la pona enakku ticket kodukkareengale. Ithai niruthunga.Naan kattayam nirutharen. ======================================================== After giving a ticket to Rajini: Officer: OK, Mr.Rajini, please send a payment for $100 to this address. Rajini : Mmmm. I will send only a dollar. Officer: Why? Rajini:(Baatcha style) Officer, Naan oru dollar kodutha, athu $100 kodutha maadhiri. Officer:(Thinks for a while). If this is your case(Gives another ticket), then 'Neenga oru murai thappu pannunina athu 100 murai pannina madhiri. I have written this in the ticket. Please pay $100. PALANISWAMY KARUNAKARAN WALNUT CREEK, CA USA - Friday, August 22, 1997 at 20:21:57 (EST) Sinna pya-an : Thatha, Thatha, Onga lottery see-ttu vilundhurikku. Thatha : Appadiya!!, evvalavu latcham ?? Sinna pya-an : Illa thatha, keela vilundhurukku. Karthikeyan S Bangalore, Karnataka India - Thursday, August 21, 1997 at 08:46:07 (EST) Person1: sir, ennoda magan bayangara Amman Paithiyama irukkan Person2: Karumari'ya, Muthumari'ya Person1: adhu illai, Zeenat Amman Ganesh.S Hyderabad, AP India - Wednesday, August 20, 1997 at 03:39:58 (EST) One sardarji wanted to prove that non-sardarjis are idiots. He hits upon a brilliant idea. The sardarji goes to a beach and keeps staring in the sky in blazing mid afternoon in Bombay. A man approaches him and asks him 'Why are you looking up in the sky. I have been watching you for hours. The sardarji still keeps staring in the sky, but gestures him to stand behind him and stare in the sky. Then walks another person. He is curious as well. But he is also asked to stand in the queue and he obeys and starts staring in the sky. This goes on and on and the queue keeps growing. After few hours the sardarji happy and satisfied that his trick has worked turns around gleefully. All the people standing in the queue are sardarjis. Swaminathan Gaborone, Botswana - Monday, August 18, 1997 at 13:36:01 (EST) President Zail Singh goes to New York for a major operation. The doctors explain in detail about the operation, the recuperation time, what diet he has to follow subsequently ... The time is set for the operation to begin. Before giving anaesthesia, the Doctor asks him 'Are you ready ?' Pat comes the reply... I am not Reddy (Sanjiva Reddy), I am Zail Singh. Swaminathan Gaborone - Sunday, August 17, 1997 at 15:33:56 (EST) Kadi : Gandhi thatha thalayile kakka (crow) en ukkarathu (sit) Super Kadi : Avar kayile kutchi irukku Raji Gaborone, Botswana - Sunday, August 17, 1997 at 13:58:42 (EST) Kadi : Gandhi thatha En Hawai Seruppu podamattar. Super Kadi : Avarukku 'WAR' na pudikkathu Swaminathan Gaborone, Botswana - Sunday, August 17, 1997 at 13:50:23 (EST) S.Ve.S : Thalaivarae, anda roja poovai sattaiyile vachchikkadeenga thalaivare. Thalaivar : Enya? S.Ve.S : Appuram ellorum asingama pesuvanga. Thalaivar : Appadi ennaya pesuvanga? S.Ve.S. : Thalaivar Rojava vachchirikkarnu pesuvanga! Sudhakar Baku, Azerbaijan - Saturday, August 16, 1997 at 10:23:12 (EST) (This is applicable only to Indian politicians) Member 1: Ethukku namma thalaivar election seat kidaikkanumna noyaali-a(patient) irukkanumnu solrar? Member 2: Appaththaan naalaikku aatchikku vanthu, corruption-la arrest aanakkoda jail-la illame hospital-la poi jolly-a irukkalaam. Palaniswamy Karunakaran Walnut Creek, CA USA - Thursday, August 14, 1997 at 19:42:19 (EST) MAY I KNOW THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN SHORT CIRCUIT AND JEALOUSLY ANSWER : IRANDILIUN WIRE YERIUM JEALOUSLY YIL WIRE {STOMACH IN TAMIL} YERIUM , SHORT CIRCUITIL REAL WIRE YERIUM RAJEEV.R CHENNAI, TAMIL NADU INDIA - Thursday, August 14, 1997 at 14:24:49 (EST) WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A BOXER AND BADRA KALI ANSWER: KNOCK OUT, BOXER KNOKS OUT THE OPPONENT,WHILE KALI HAS HER TONGUE {NAAK IN TAMIL} OUT R.L.NARASIMHAN CHENNAI, TAMIL NADU INDIA - Thursday, August 14, 1997 at 14:16:38 (EST) A giant panda enters a restaurant and orders food. After eating, the panda takes a gun from its bag and starts shooting all over the place. The stunned manager stops the leaving panda and asks it why it had to do such a thing. The panda says, " I am panda! I am supposed to do this! " and leaves. The confused manager finds a dictionaryand scrambles for the page and looks up at the entry for panda. It says, " Panda: A tree-dwelling asian mammal with white markings on the body. Eats shoots and leaves " Anand S Rolla, MO US - Friday, August 08, 1997 at 03:27:53 (EST) Sardarjis wanted know why they are called fools. One old man suggested them to meet a guruji who was living in a Himalays cave to find solution. Since all cannot go to meet guruji, they selected the most brilliant among themselves and sent him to meet guruji. The sardarji met one of sishyas of guruji at the entrance of the cave. On hearing the reason for sardarji's visit, sishya told him "I will ask you a question. If you answer it correclty, you can meet guruji." Sardarji agreed. Sishya "In my house there are three people. One is my wife, the second is my son and who is the third person?". Sardarji thought and thought and thought but could not find answer. Finally he told "How I will know about the person living in your house? Please tell me the answer". Sishya politely replied "Its me. Since you did not anser correcly, you cannot meet guruji". Disappointed sardarji came back and met his colleagues. He explained them the whole story. Sardarjis then asked him the question. Sardarji "In my house there are three people. First one is my wife, the second is my son and who is the third person?". The other sardarjis could not find answer and asked sardarji to tell the anser. The sardarji replied "Its sishya". R.Seshadri Bangalore, Karnataka INDIA - Friday, August 08, 1997 at 00:17:50 (EST) Person 1: Theatreil 'C' rowil ukkandha cinema theriyathu, yen? Person 2: ?? Person 1: 'B' row (beero) maraikkume. Nithya Canberra, Australia - Thursday, August 07, 1997 at 08:56:29 (EST) A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway deparrtment was "There should not be last coach in any train." R.Seshadri Bangalore, Karnataka INDIA - Wednesday, August 06, 1997 at 03:38:26 (EST) Women's liberation conference'la oru ammani: Nammidam pilavu irrupathaal thaan Aangal nammakku irukkiriraargal V. Es. Vekhar Chicago, IL USA - Wednesday, August 06, 1997 at 00:26:42 (EST) Women's liberation conference'la oru ammani: Nammidam pilavu irrupathaal thaan Aangal nammakku irukkiriraargal V. Es. Vekhar Chicago, IL USA - Wednesday, August 06, 1997 at 00:26:30 (EST) A sardarji wants to somehow get doctorate. One of his friend advises him to do research in zoology. So sardarji decided to do his research in zoology, that too with a Frog. He first keeps the frog on a table and asks it to jump. It jumps. Now he cuts one of its legs and keeps it over the table. Again he asks it to jump. Again frog jumps. Getting boosted by this development, now sardarji cuts another leg and asks the frog to jump. Now the frog jumps again. Getting wondered about it, now he cuts the third leg and again asks it to jump. Frog jumps. Now he could not control the suspense and cuts the fourth leg and ask the frog to jump. It doesn't. Immediately sardarji writes in his thesis "If you cut all the four legs of a frog, it will become deaf". Seshadri.R Bangalore, Karnataka INDIA - Tuesday, August 05, 1997 at 06:24:01 (EST) Paithiyam 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri chandranukku po. Paithiyam 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten. Paithiyam 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta? Paithiyam 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha vizhundruven illiya. Seshadri.R Bangalore, Karnataka INDIA - Tuesday, August 05, 1997 at 06:07:31 (EST) Mr. Gujral visits a Mental Hospital. Doctors and his security persons wanted Gujral to see the mental patients from distance. But Gujral ignored it and went close to a patient and asked his name. The patient replied "Gopal". Now the patient asked Gujral "who are you?". Gujral politely replied "I am the primeminister of India.". Immediately the patient replied "Be careful. Don't tell this to the doctors here. If you say, they also will admit you because before coming here, I was also telling the same thing." Seshadri.R Bangalore, Karnataka INDIA - Tuesday, August 05, 1997 at 06:01:10 (EST) Bible Class teacher : Johny, tell me, where the God is? Johny : He is in Bathroom, teacher! BCT : In bathroom!! How? Johny : Because, Everyday my father bound on the bathroom door and says " God, are you still there?" silsbee Stephens Eddy Joel Manama, Bahrain Bahrain - Tuesday, July 29, 1997 at 13:28:08 (EST) Person 1: Naalu 'T', Oru 'G' vachchu, oru English word sollunga Person 2: (After thinking for a while!) Therila...neengalae sollunga! Person 1: Originality. (Oru 'g' naalu 't') Ganesh Jambunathan Rockville, MD USA - Sunday, July 27, 1997 at 13:45:11 (EST) Person 1: What's opposite of Krishnaswamy ? Person 2: Krishna did not see me! Person 1: then what's opposite of Krishnaveni? Person 2: Theriyalaiyea! Person 1: T.Nagar Busstand! (He! He!) (Krishnaveni thereatre is opposite to T.Nagar Busstand at Madras) Ganesh Jambunathan Rockville, MD USA - Sunday, July 27, 1997 at 13:40:51 (EST) Avar : Sir, En Sir, Ungalai ellaarum TV Manickam-nnu koopidaraanga? Ivar : Athuva Thambi, 1980-la intha oorila muthal muthala naan than TV vanginnen. Athanaale ellarum ennai TV Manickam-nu koopidaraanga. Avar : Nalla velai, Neenga Nai(dog) vaangalai. Karunakaran Palaniswamy Walnut Creek, CA USA - Thursday, July 24, 1997 at 20:46:49 (EST) Nabar 1 : Bharathi-kku key kodutha enna aavaal? Nabar 2 : ????? Nabar 3 : Bhakeyrathi(Bhageerathi - Name) aayiduva. Eppadi.... Karunakaran Palaniswamy Walnut Creek, CA USA - Wednesday, July 23, 1997 at 19:46:20 (EST) What is the opposite of the following : "MADE IN JAPAN"....."PALLAM IN JAPAN" "APPUSWAMY"........."APPU DID NOT SEE ME" Real Khadi right? Suveda Thiagaraj Webster, NY US - Wednesday, July 16, 1997 at 11:11:43 (EST) Two surds go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. The first surd says: "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish." The other answers: "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies the first. "How do you know we will get the same boat tomorrow?" A Surd prime minister visited the president of the neighbouring country and complained about all this jokes about surds that others tell each other. "This leads to the impression that all surds are stupid," he said. "You should not take this so earnest," answered the neighbouring minister . "These are only jokes and not true stories. And there are also stupid people in our country. I will prove it to you." Saying so he went to his driver and said: "Please drive to my home and find out, whether I am at home." The driver immediately went on his way. The surd prime minister was satisfied: "He is very stupid indeed. There is a public phone just at the corner. It would have been easier to ring." Mani Sridharan Chennai, Tamil Nadu India - Wednesday, July 16, 1997 at 06:20:37 (EST) Son- Father,I am going to marry Grand mother. Father(shocked)-Why on earth?! Son- Well, You married my Mother, it is fair that I marry your Mother!!! Bharathi Baskaran Mississauga, Ontario Canada - Tuesday, July 15, 1997 at 12:13:55 (EST) While there is argument in the house of Lord Shiva as to who should get to eat the 'nyana pazham' - muruga or vinayaga , Shiva decides that whoever sees the movie 'Kaadhal Desam' and comes home first will get the special fruit. Muruga immediately rushes to the cinema theater to stand in the line, while vinayaga somehow manages to get the 'pirate' video cassette and sees it first and eats the fruit. what does avvaiyaar sing to the disappointed Muruga to pacify him? * MURUGAPPA MURUGAPPA DONT WORRY MURUGAPPA !!! * Anand S Rolla, MO USA - Saturday, June 28, 1997 at 20:46:28 (EST) After Seeing a brucelee movie Person1 : Yempa intha padathula sandaiyellam thiruvalluvar pannara? Person2 : !@#@#$%# (Confused), Yeppadi sollare Person1 : Yellame rendu adilaye mudiyuthe. Arvind Balaraman Naugatuck, CT USA - Thursday, June 12, 1997 at 13:52:51 (EST) Appa : Oru manushan moolaye illame evvalvu varusham irukka mudiyum. S.Ve Shekar : Unga vayasu enna???? Ganesh S hyderabad, AP India - Friday, June 06, 1997 at 17:43:07 (EST) Student asking to his teacher, how will you add 2 and 3 to get 6, ? teacher: ???? student: add wrongly !!!!!!!!! Ganesh Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh India - Saturday, May 31, 1997 at 08:56:11 (EST) MBA padikarathu Kashtam en ? embi A padicha kaal valikkum adan How is it ? Sathya St.Louis, Mo US - Wednesday, May 28, 1997 at 12:41:53 (EST) A new recruit wanted to hava a cup of tea. So he dialed the number of the pantry but got the wrong one. When someone picked the phone he said "Please send me a cup of tea." "Do you know whom are you talking to ?" the other side asked "No." he replied. "You are talking to the director of this company." the other side replied. Then our friend asked. "Do you know who is talking on this side ?" "No." the other side replied. "Thank God". And he put the phone down. Thangam Pillai Tacoma, WA USA - Friday, May 23, 1997 at 16:15:51 (EST) Kuppu: Yenpa sogama iruka ? Suppu: 1920 la nadandha thee (fire) vibathula iniku dhan ennoda sithappa thannila moozhghi sethuponar.. Kuppu: Thee vibathula eppidi thannila moozhghi !!!??? Suppu: Avaru nerupa pathu bayandhu poyi pakathula irundha kanathula (water well) guthichu moozhgitaru :) Ramesh Chellamani Cary, North Carolina US of AMBAKA - Thursday, May 22, 1997 at 17:04:14 (EST) In a court... The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mommy? LG - No, my mommy beats me. J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. >>> LG - No, my daddy beats me too. >>> J. - Well then, who do you want to live with? >>> LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat >>>anybody. Deepak Mahadevan DURHAM, NC - Thursday, May 22, 1997 at 16:47:31 (EST) How much does it cost for a Skeleton to make a long distance call? Nothing !!! (Because it is a TOLL (skin in tamil) FREE call. Skeleton does not have any (TOLL) skin Deepak Mahadevan DURHAM, NC - Thursday, May 22, 1997 at 16:40:45 (EST) An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to >>>come up with next." God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here. " Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" senthilnathan(u01snn@abdn.ac.uk) aberdeen - Monday, May 19, 1997 at 05:58:27 (EST) A short, skinny looking Sardarji came to NewYork city for the 1st time from India. He looked around the place and was zapped by the city's appearance. He felt hungry and went inside a Restaurant and asked the waiter a delicious roasted chicken. The waiter said it'll take about 15 minutes. While Sardarji was waiting there came in a local dada, a huge six footer with broad chest, arms and legs. The Local Dada looked around the restaurant and saw the meek looking Sardarji and came over and sat right opposite the Sardarji. The Sardarji looked terribly frightened and looked away. In the meanwhile, the Sararji's order was delivered. The Local Dada looked at it and called the waiter, asked him to bring him a similar chicken. The waiter said "I'm sorry sir, that was the last one we had, maybe you can talk it over with that man and get it". The hungry Dada told Sardarji "Look whatever you do to that chicken, I'll do the same thing to you, But you'll have to eat it". Sardarji was in a dilemma, he thought and thought and thought, then he took the whole chicken in his hand, turned the back of the chicken and dipped his finger into the chicken's back and eat the stuffing inside. He looked at the Local Dada and started removing his pants. The last time the Local Dada was seen somewhere in the West Coast (Ofcourse, he became a vegetarian). BalaSubramanian Muthuswamy Old Bridge,, NJ USA - Friday, May 16, 1997 at 17:07:48 (EST) nabar 1: Enpa ippadi cigarette pudikkara nabar 2: Ippadi than pudikanum, thiruppi pudicha vai suttudum **** nabar 1: cigarette pudicha cancer varum nabar 2: Illaye, nan pudikkum bothu Poga than vandhudhu HA HA HA HA Ganesh.S Secunderabad, Andhra Pradhesh India - Wednesday, May 14, 1997 at 01:17:41 (EST) Person1: D-kku pachai paint adichchA enna Agum? Person2: PACHADI Agum. Ha Ha Ha Daks Murthy Pgh, PA USA - Tuesday, May 13, 1997 at 18:27:03 (EST) Appa : Oorupuduvana evan ! Endha interviewum poyiduchhu. Toothpaste companyikku interview podana, vai neraiyaa vethalaye potuttu poyirukkan. SVSekhar : Ethennappa nyayam ! Appadi partha Naidu Hall kudathan evalavo Ambalaigna velai seiranga. (Sekhar logiclaye adichamaa). BalaSubramanian Muthuswamy Old Bridge, New Jersey USA - Tuesday, May 13, 1997 at 16:26:17 (EST) Person 1 : Unga ponnuku entha vasana pudikkum ? Person 2 : Pakkathaathu Srinivasanathan pudikkum Balaji Ramadurai Cary, NC USA - Tuesday, May 13, 1997 at 13:17:08 (EST) Sappani1: Munivar moonjiya pambu yen kadichudhu ? Sappani2: Avar moonjila "thava kalai" ("pious appeareance" also "frog") therinjudhu he heeeee heeeeeeeee Ramesh Chellamani Cary - Thursday, May 08, 1997 at 13:16:56 (EST) Once a Sant visits a Bhakt in his dream and tells him that look Chamanlal, since you have shown full faith in me & have served me with all evoution, so I am very happy with you. When you get up in the morning, I want you to dig up the land behind yourhouse. You will come accross a statue of mine. Build a temple in my name & put the statue there. This temple will be unique, anyone who comes there with something evil in his mind will disappear immediately. Very Soon this temple & you would be famous all over the world. Being a true devoutee, the bhakt follows the lords instructions & builds a temple at the specified place. And just as the Sant had said, anybody who came in with an evil thought disappeared right in front of everybody's eyes. A person comes in, sees the fabulous golden statue of the lord & thinks about stealing it & VOOOOSHHHH... he vanishes. The next one comes in & wishes for his fathers death so that he inherits all the property and meets with the same fate. Soon it becomes famous for its uniqueness & pepe start pouring from all over the world. One day Mamta Kulkarni (UUUgh) happens to be shooting at a nearby spot. Having heard so much about the temple, she also decides to take a look at it. So she goes to the temple, bends down to pray & VOOOOSHHHH.. Guess what?? .... Sant's statue vanishes from the spot... Sam Raja Overland Park, Kansas USA - Thursday, May 08, 1997 at 11:29:15 (EST) Saddam Hussain approached God and asked him "When will peace return to my country ? ". God answered " You can never see peace in your country during your life time". Saddam wept bitterly and walked away. Nawaz sherriff approached God " When can I see a united Pakistan (with Kashmir) ?". God said, " You can never annex Kashmir during your life time." Sherriff could not tolerate the answer and he walked away. Next our Laloo Prasad Yadav approached God "When will Bihar become a industrialised state ?". God wept bitterly and said " I can never see that happening even during MY life time". Sam Raja Overland Park, Kansas USA - Thursday, May 08, 1997 at 11:26:20 (EST) Son asking his father looking at a Natrajar Statue ( Dance Pose) Son: Appa! Appa! Natrajar yen oru kaala thooki nikkiraar Father: Onnuru kaala yum thookina kiye vizhudiduvaar Oeao! Oeo! Deepak Mahadevan Durham , NC - Thursday, May 08, 1997 at 08:52:41 (EST) Teacher: What is the opposite of Area? Student: Yerangaya ( 'get down' in tamil) Deepak Mahadevan Durham, NC - Tuesday, May 06, 1997 at 15:12:20 (EST) Teacher: When do you like school the most? Student: When it is closed (Ho! Ha! He! Oaoa) Deepak Mahadevan Durham, NC - Tuesday, May 06, 1997 at 15:10:03 (EST) Shantha Kumar enbavarukku naigal enral romba uyir. Adhuvum "101 Dalmatians" padam paartha piragu, adhil varuvadhu polave thanum 101 naigal valarkka vendum enru ekka chakka Aasai. Oru naal, Kadavul avar mun avadharithaar. Shanth'idam kadavul "Unakku Enna Vendum", enru kettaar. Shanth "Enakku niraya naaigal (Dogs) vendum enru sonnaar. Udane kadavul niraya paathirangal(Vessels) vara vazhaithu koduthaar. Shanthukku onrume puriya villai. Kadavul shanth'idam amaidhiyaaga "Empty Vessels Always Makes more Noice" enru solli maraindhu vittaar. Yoga Balaji MADRAS, TAMIL NADU INDIA - Sunday, May 04, 1997 at 06:43:44 (EST) YOGA, EngEyO Poitteenga ! - Kannappan koomutai-1: Sir unga thangachi Hamam soap thana use pannaranga koomutai-2: Aman da eppidi kandu pidicha koomutai-1: Avanga kulikumbodhu etti pathein.... Ramesh Chellamani North Carolina - Wednesday, April 30, 1997 at 13:17:39 (EST) MAN 1: "Ponnuku enna vaiasu aavarudhu " ? MAN 2:"Aadi vandha... 16 mudiyum " MAN 1:"Appo Aaadama vandha ???? " Nandakumar Mahadevan Durham, NC USA - Monday, April 28, 1997 at 08:57:07 (EST) In the theater the movie is getting started and the lights are going dim. The son asks his father "appA eppudippa ippudi konjam konjama velicham korayidhu?" " adhuva! switch -ai medhu medhuva off pannurAnga" S.Thamarai Selvan Milpitas, CA USA - Thursday, April 24, 1997 at 14:47:35 (EST) A cheetah (fastest animal) chases a man driving a scooter in a thick forest. He managed to escape even though it can go faster than a scooter. How ??? Ans: He used the LEFT indicator in his scooter and turned RIGHT. He! He! Deepak Mahadevan Durham, NC USA - Tuesday, April 22, 1997 at 15:11:49 (EST) Oru Penn kadal O'ratthil amarndhu kondu Irukkiraal, Kadal alaigal Avalai n'Okki E'n vanthu kondu irukkindrana Theriyuma? E'n endraal aval comm'alai aninthirukkiraal. (He,He,He) Aravind Seshagiri Huntsville, AL USA - Sunday, April 20, 1997 at 22:07:39 (EST) Two College students finish their History exam and walk out of the exam hall.. First Student: Vaa Tea saapadalaam .. Second Student: Ippo Dhaane COPY (he means Coffee) adicche ..Yedikkuda Tea . Deepak Mahadevan Durham, NC USA - Monday, April 14, 1997 at 14:07:24 (EST) Question : An ant is chasing an elephant through a forest.The elephant runs and hides in a temple.But the ant finds out the elephant's hiding place.HOW?? Answer : The elephant left his slippers outside the temple!!hahahaha!! Mani - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 16:40:42 (EST) Question: An Elephant and an ant are travelling on a scooter.The elephant loses concetration and hits lorry.The elephant's skull is broken while the ant escapes unhurt.HOW?? Answer: The ant wore a helmet while the elephant did not!! Mani - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 16:35:34 (EST) Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.There are only 36 legs.HOW?? Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!hahahahahaha!! Rajiv Madras, - Sunday, April 13, 1997 at 16:18:55 (EST) How do you define DHOTI in Japanese ? NickumO NickaathO ! Paddhu Bangalore, India - Friday, April 11, 1997 at 18:55:07 (EST) JokeBook is Back Online !! L. Kannappan Chennai, TamilNadu India - Friday, April 11, 1997 at 18:48:27 (EST) A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their project manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof -- out pops a genie. "Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you." The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl crew." "It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears. The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest." "It is done", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears. The project manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, "I'd like those two back in the office after lunch." nathan scotland - Sunday, February 23, 1997 at 09:53:39 (EST) |
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