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An AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the floppies. Raj Jebackumar Murrysville, PA - Tuesday, November 19, 1996 at 14:20:03 (EST) Iqbal Singh is travelling from Moscow to turbanPore [Capital of Khalistan WHICH IS IN PAKISTAN ] by Kothi Pacific. Seated besides him is Gary Kasparov. Gary asks him whether he would like to play chess to kill time. Iqbal goes" He he! you think i don't know who U are?. I wouldn't like to compete with a world champion" Gary " How about if i play left handed?" Iqbal [Think.. Think..] " OK!" Iqbal is demolished in 5 moves..and is very upset through-out the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend guldu Sherab sinngh. IqbalHey! U know what! I played Chess with Gary Kasparov and he defeated me inspite of him playing left-handed.. Sherab:*He he he!! He sure did fool you!! U know what!! *Gary is LEFT-HANDED!! Nayagan <anton@ndpros.com> Greensburg, PA USA - Wednesday, November 13, 1996 at 08:48:26 (EST) An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...", BUZZZZZZ goes the machine. Nayagan <anton@ndpros.com> Greensburg, PA USA - Wednesday, November 13, 1996 at 08:44:27 (EST) Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Surjit. "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too " Nayagan <anton@ndpros.com> Greensburg, PA - Wednesday, November 13, 1996 at 08:41:14 (EST) Doctor(after completing the prescription): After every morning and night meal,take three spoons for 4 days. Patient(counts desperately): I have only 6 spoons at home. I will rush and buy the other 18 right away. Vivek Krishnakumar, age 10 <bbgkjrao@emirates.net.ae> Dubai, U.A.E - Friday, November 08, 1996 at 02:15:17 (EST) This was an encounter between J.R. Jayawardana (Former Sri Lankan President) and his barbar. Barbar: Sir! How is the situation in Jaffna. How are the military dealing with Prabaharan? JR: Well we have deployed the Army, Navy and the Air Force. Situation is well under control. (Few minutes later) Barbar: Sir! How is the situation in Jaffna. How are the military dealing with Prabaharan? JR: Well we have deployed the Army, Navy and the Air Force. Situation is well under control. (Few minutes later) Barbar: Sir! How is the situation in Jaffna. How are the military dealing with Prabaharan? JR: What is wrong with you -- you have asked me the question the third time. Didn't you hear the answer the first time I told you? Barbar: Please don't be angry Sir! It is only because -- every time I say the word Prabaharan you hair is standing straight up -- makes it easier to cut. Nayagan <anton@ndpros.com> Greensburg, PA - Thursday, November 07, 1996 at 17:30:15 (EST) How do you say "foreplay" (OODAL) in Singhalese? They don't have a word for it. Nayagan <Anton@ndpros.com> Greensburg, PA - Thursday, November 07, 1996 at 17:20:53 (EST) What did OJ Simpson and Pittsburgh Steelers have in common? They were used to beating up the (Cleveland)Browns. (Credit goes to a current and prominent Pittsburgh Steeler.) Nayagan <anton@ndpros.com> Greensburg, PA - Thursday, November 07, 1996 at 17:18:46 (EST) What do you call two pieces of wood shaking hands? "Board Meeting" Haren Nayagan, 11 years old<haren@pulsenet.com> Greensburg, PA - Thursday, November 07, 1996 at 17:15:32 (EST) Wife : Neenga kalyanathuKKu munne, Naan cigarette pidaKKa matteenNu Sonninga, Eppa ennaDanna packet packetAA Udharinge. Husband: Pathiya. Nan enga poi sonnen. Nantha Pidichathai ellathayum veliyela Udhittene! He He Sankar Krishnaswamy <sankar@sympatico.ca> Mississauga, Ontario Canada - Wednesday, November 06, 1996 at 17:37:09 (EST) To my surprise, she declined saying "If I were a 60 year old lady or ugly would you have given the seat" (She probably was inspired by "Aboorva ragham (popular then) I said without a smile "Thats why! ..." Sankar Krishnaswamy <sankar@sympatico.ca> Mississauga, Ontario Canada - Wednesday, November 06, 1996 at 16:36:30 (EST) One common man was asking a question to his friend who writes poems. Why did you stop writing. The poet replied, (in Tamil) "Aval Penmayai varniththu, en Pen my theerndadu". Ganesh Montreal, , Quebec, Canada Canada - Monday, November 04, 1996 at 23:38:21 (EST) WOMAN : You promised my husband that you would save his life, but he died this morning. DOCTOR : I'm sorry to hear that but perhaps he didn't follow my instructions. WOMAN : Yes, he did. He took your medicine for a month. DOCTOR : Well, there you are. I told him to take it for two months. Kannappan Monroeville, PA USA - Thursday, October 31, 1996 at 12:49:38 (EST) A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt very close to nature and even close to God. He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke God would listen. So he asked, "God, are you listening?" And God replied, "Yes my son, I am here." The man stopped and pondered some more. He looked towards the sky and said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God replied, "Well my son, a second to me is like a million years to you." So the man continued to walk and to ponder...walk and ponder...Then he looked to the sky again and said, "God, what is a million dollars to you?" And God replied, "My son, my son...a penny to me is like a million dollars to you. It means almost nothing to me. It does not even have a value it is so little." The man looked down, pondered a bit and then looked up to the sky and said, "God, can I have a million dollars?" And God replied, "Sure, in a second." Raj Jebackumar <jeback@pulsenet.com> Murrysville, PA - Tuesday, October 22, 1996 at 15:59:27 (EDT) COMPUTER VIRUSES - MADE IN INDIA ================================ HEARD IN INTERNET: The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India. Better beware of them. 1. Narasimha Rao Virus: First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66 Hz. Before executing any instruction, it deliberates over it a number of times and finally does nothing. 2. V.P.Singh Virus: This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions. This virus is also known as social justice virus. 3. Sukh Ram Virus: This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and then executes them. 4. Tamizhkudimagan Virus: This virus makes sure that only programs written in the Tamil Language are executed. 5. Maneka Gandhi Virus: This is a green virus. It executes only those programs that were written by vegetarians. 6. Advani Virus: This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can continue working is by typing "Jai Shri Ram" 108 times. 7. K.P.S. Gill Virus: Only ladies need to worry about this virus. Every now and then the users get a whack, you know where. 8. Phoolan Devi Virus: This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU's birthday. 9. Deve Gowda Virus: The main characteristic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request for resources, and allocates them irrespective of whether they are available or not. 10. Jayalalitha Virus: This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus family grab as much of hard disk space as possible, while the main virus claims that it is totally unaware of it. When everything stops working, this virus blames the user for the whole chaos. Prabu V Dhakshinamoorthy <prabu@ohm.ee.utulsa.edu> Tulsa, OK USA - Thursday, October 17, 1996 at 14:03:22 (EDT) Heard On The NET : Considering the dismal performance of the indian cricket team in the world cup, singer cup and sahara cup,a hi level hi-funda decision has been taken to revamp the entire team.the new team along with their talents are as follows.......... PLEASE NOTE THAT TENDULKAR IS A STANDBY IN THIS NEW TEAM. 1). MAMTA KULKARNI: SHE IS CAPABLE OF DISTURBING EVEN THE WORLD'S BEST BATSMAN. 2). RUPAN DEOL BAJAJ: SHE IS A OPENING BATSMAN WHO WILL GIVE THE INNINGS A FIRM BASE. 3) RAJINIKANTH HE IS THE OPENING BOWLER AS WHEN HE BOWLS ONE BALL IT IS EQUAL TO BOWLING A HUNDRED BALLS. 4)JAYALALITHA: SHE IS LIKE A MOTHER FOR ALL THE TEAM MEMBERS AND HER BLESSINGS ARE INVOKED BEFORE THE CAPTAIN GOES OUT TO TOSS. 5)SANGITA BIJLANI: HER JOB IS TO CREATE TENSION IN THE OPPOSITE CAPTAIN'S FAMILY,THUS REDUCING HIS PERFORMANCE ON THE FIELD. 6)VIJAYKANTH: HE COMES IN FOR DAY/NIGHT MATCHES AS HE BECOMES INVISIBLE AT NIGHT AND HE CAN SNEAK IN AS A EXTRA FIELDER. Prem's Note: For people who do not know Vijaykant. He is an IAS top ranker. The IAS here means (Invisible After Sunset). 7)SONALI BENDRE: SHE IS A WORLD CLASS FIELDER AT LONG-LEG AND FINE-LEG. 8)J.H.PATEL: THE OPPOSITION GETS DAMMED WHEN HE TAKES THE FIELD. 9)K.P.S.GILL: HE IS A WICKET-KEEPER PAR EXCELLENCE (YOU MUST BE AWARE OF WHAT HE CAN DO TO THE BATSMAN). HE IS ALSO ENDOWED WITH GILLER INSTINCT. 10)CHANDRASWAMI: HIS BALLS "KICK BACK" AT THE BATSMAN THERE BY DISTURBING THEIR CONCENTRATION. 11)T.N.SESHAN: HE IS THE ONLY MAN WHO CAN MANAGE SUCH A TEAM. BESIDES IF THE PAKISTANIS INDULGE IN BALL-CAPTURING THEN HE WILL "BLOW THE LONG WISTLE". 12TH WOMAN: SREDEVI: ONE LEG GLANCE OF HER'S IS ENOUGH TO WIN THE PAKISTANIS. 13TH MAN: RAM VILAS PASWAN: HE STAYS IN THE PAVILION AND CREATES CASTE BASED TENSIONS IN THE OPPOSITE TEAM. RULES AND REGULATIONS: 1). SANGITA BIJLANI SHOULD TIE RAKHI TO ALL THE MALE MEMBERS OF THE TEAM IN THE PRESENSE OF THEIR WIVES IN CASE THEY ARE MARRIED ,ELSE IN THE PRESENCE OF THEIR MOTHERS. 2).K.P.S.GILL SHOULD ALWAYS FACE RUPAN DEOL BAJ.. AND NEVER BE BEHIND HER. 3).LIVE TELECAST ON SUN TV WILL BE ARRANGED BY RAJINIKANTH. 4) IN CASE SUKH RAM THE CHEER LEADER , BECOMES UNCONSIOUS DUE TO HEART ATTACK,HE SHOULD BE GIVEN PLENTY OF LIQUIDS TO RECOVER,ESPECIALLY LIQUID CASH. 5).MAMTHA KULKARNI SHOULD WEAR CLOTHES WETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT AS CRICKET IS A GENTLEMANS GAME. PS: PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED BY THE GOOGLIES I HAVE BOWLED AT YOUR FAVOURITE PERSONALITIES,THESE GOOGLIES ARE INTENDED TO GIGGLE RATHER THAN GOOGLE. SACHIN TENDULKAR HAS BEEN DESIGNATED AS A STAND-BY PLAYER. Kannappan Monroeville, PA USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Heard On The NET : A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said, "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said, "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because they gave me a technically correct, but completely useless answer." Kannappan Monroeville, PA USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Heard On The NET : The Pope had just finished a tour of the East Coast and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for awhile. Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so the chauffeur climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel. The Pope proceeds to hop on 95 and starts accelerating to see what the limo could do. Well he gets to about 90 mph and, WHAM !, there are the blue lights of our friendly State Patrol in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window. Well the trooper, seeing who it was, says "just a moment please I need to call in." The trooper radio's in and asks for the chief. He tells the chief "I've got a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know what to do." The chief replys "Who is it, not Ted again ?" The trooper says, " No, even more important." The chief replys, "It's the Governor, is it?", the trooper replys "No, even more important." "It's isn't the President is it ?" "No, more important", replys the trooper. "Well WHO the HECK is it !", screams the chief. "I don't know " says the trooper. "But he's got the Pope as a chauffeur." Kannappan Monroeville, PA USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Pesrson1 : What is the opposite of PENGUIN ? Pesrson2 : AANKING (!) Kannappan Monroeville, PA USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Customer : Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream? Waiter : Looks like it's learning to ski. Aravind Edison, Nj USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home. Aravind Edison, Nj USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. Aravind Edison, Nj USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 The telephone buzzed and Mother called John to answer it... Mother : John, who's calling? John : The holes are too small Mother, I can't see. Aravind Edison, Nj USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Teacher : John, did your sister help you with your homework? John : No, Miss. She did it all. Aravind Edison, Nj USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle. Peter : You will look silly riding a cow. John : I will look even sillier trying to milk a bicycle. Aravind Edison, Nj USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 Q: Why is your nose not twelve inches long? A: Had it been 12 inches long, it would have been a foot! Q: What is the similarity between Krishna Jayanthi and Communism? A: kaal maarkS! Aravind Edison, Nj USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 at 13:00:31 (EDT) A man was waving his hand vigorously on a hot Madras day at the bus stop. Man 2: Ennappa Acchu? Man 1: kai-than-fan! Vijay G Hariharan <vharih1@umbc.edu> Severn, Maryland USA - Wednesday, October 16, 1996 at 08:22:33 (EDT) Man1: Why do we put a pillayar suzhi before we start writing? Man2: To check if the pen writes or not! Vinod Krishnakumar Madras, TN India - Sunday, October 13, 1996 at 14:43:45 (EDT) A: Why is his face OILY? B: Because he was born in AYILYAM. Gopal M Kizhakamadam Tulsa, OK USA - Wednesday, October 09, 1996 at 18:27:31 (EDT) A: What is the opposite of MAZHAIMEGAM B: Mazhai may not come!! Prabu V Dhakshinamoorthy <prabu@ohm.ee.utulsa.edu> Tulsa, OK USA - Wednesday, October 09, 1996 at 18:24:22 (EDT) Near Siachen on top a hill is an Indian soldier On the other side is a Pakistani. The Indian soldier shouts,'Thirteen,thirteen'. The annoyed Pakistani shouts,'Why the hell you are shouting?' Indian says 'Come over here I'll show you' When he comes near him, Indian says "Look over that cliff".Pakistani looks over the cliff. Indian kicks the enemy over the cliff and starts shouting,"Fourteen,Fourteen" sundaram d singikulam <sundaram_singikulam@cc.chiron.com> santa clara, ca usa - Friday, October 04, 1996 at 17:33:42 (EDT) Rajiv! Here's one more Fly-Mosquito stuff! Q: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY? A: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO! ;) Kumar Venkataraman <vkumar@superlink.net> Woodbridge, NJ USA - Thursday, October 03, 1996 at 22:40:32 (EDT) Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter.... well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go." Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?" St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, if it will help your decision." "Fine, but where should I go first?" "I'll leave that up to you." "Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini-clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.The sun was shining; the temperature perfect. He was very pleased. "This is great!" he told St. Peter. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven!" "Fine," said St. Peter, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think I'd prefer Hell," he told St. Peter. "Fine," retorted St. Peter, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, St. Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going?" he asked Bill. Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment, "this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantily-clad women playing in the water?!??? "That was a demo," replied St. Peter. Raj Jebackumar Murrysville, PA - Friday, September 20, 1996 at 18:10:44 (EDT) Madras-la thedra job-ku, yethuku Delhi-la vandhu application fillup panra. CAPITAL la yeluthu-nu potruku sathyakumar selvaraj <satya@deneb.com> AuburnHills, MI USA - Friday, September 20, 1996 at 10:16:13 (EDT) A Palestenian was searching for Jews in a Restaurant. Palestenian: Are there are any Jews here?. Restaurant owner: Yes we have Tomato Juice, Apple Juice and Grape Juice. Pon.Kulendiren <krishnan@inforamp.net> Toronto, Ontario CANADA - Wednesday, September 18, 1996 at 07:55:25 (EDT) What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!! HAHAHA(Please!) Rajiv Parthasarathy <rparth1@uic.edu> - Tuesday, September 17, 1996 at 23:13:42 (EDT) One which flies, but no WINGS ? which is TIME (He He...) Ganesh <ganesh@aol.com> CA USA - Tuesday, September 17, 1996 at 17:45:58 (EDT) Did you hear about the man who committed suicide by drinking a can of varnish? He had a nice finish. Nagarmadharshan <Naga@informix.com > USA - Tuesday, September 17, 1996 at 13:23:36 (EDT) Did you hear what happened when the cement truck crashed into the paddy wagon? 6 hardened criminals escaped. Nagarmadharshan <Naga@informix.com> USA - Tuesday, September 17, 1996 at 13:19:53 (EDT) Polish/Sardarji Joke : In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours. You know why ? Because it said CONCENTRATE. Kannappan <kanna@chennai.com> Monroeville, PA USA - Monday, September 16, 1996 at 12:57:47 (EDT) When did George Washington die ? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! ...) Ramesh Madras, TamilNadu INDIA - Monday, September 16, 1996 at 12:25:17 (EDT) WHAT IS THE POWER OF PERSUASION? ANSWER: BAD BREATH, HI....HI. HARI IYER <HARIIYER@HOTMAIL.COM> DIAMOND BAR, CA USA - Monday, September 16, 1996 at 04:33:35 (EDT) In Vannakkolangal : Usha : Enga mAmAvukku oru periya major operation nadanthirukku SV : Periya operationE major operation thAn Usha : Ayyo, operation nadanthirukku SV : Oh, major illaiya ? S. Sivakumar <siva@iconz.co.nz> Auckland, New Zealand - Saturday, September 14, 1996 at 00:48:42 (EDT) SVeShekar : Ennoda oru program TVla varum. Atha parthu vittu, unga karuthukkalai enakku anupunga. Oruvar : kindalaaga ( trying to pull SVeShekar's leg ).. Entha Tvla sir.. Suntvliya, Rajtvliya.... SVeShekar : (instantaneously) onga veetu tv la thaan sir crowd : great applause!!! Prakash Ganesan <ganesan@mfa.com> - Thursday, September 05, 1996 at 15:05:28 (EDT) Person1 : Doctor neenga thaan en kuzhanthaikku oru nalla kaadhula nozhayaramaadhiri per (name) vaikanum SVeShekar: Kucchi ( Stick ) Person1: Doctor,,,, vaaila vara maathiri sollunga sVeShekar: Sari Appo Vaandhi.. Prakash Ganesan <ganesan@mfa.com> - Wednesday, September 04, 1996 at 17:20:11 (EDT) Patient : Doctor, Ukkaarara idathula katti doctor. SVeShekar ( doctor ) : Appa anga ukkaaraatheenga, konjam thalli ukkaaarunga Patient : !!!!!! Prakash Ganesan <ganesan@mfa.com> - Wednesday, September 04, 1996 at 17:16:17 (EDT) Kadi Jokes Chadi (plants) yellam yen "patchai" ya irrukku? Yenna "Patchai" thanni oothuraangale..... he...he. Kailasam Karthik <kkarthik@aim.edu.ph> Makati, Manila Philippines - Wednesday, September 04, 1996 at 08:30:00 (EDT) "ennada, kaiyellam orE bandage ?" "avo..rojappoo en kai mEla thookki pOttuttaada" "ennada, rojappo pOtta ippadi adi paduma?" "avo..thotti yOda pOttutaada...." Sridhar Hari <sharihar@ddt.eng.uc.edu> Cincinnati, OH USA - Monday, September 02, 1996 at 14:06:03 (EDT) SVSekhar: Ennai kalyanam pannikO kalyanam pannikkOnnu rendu ponnunga en pinnadiyae suththarrAnga Matraval: Appidiya! Yar avanga ? SVSekhar: Enga ammAvum, aththaiyum. krish sivakumar <siva@cisco.com> - Friday, August 30, 1996 at 14:21:25 (EDT) A phone rings.. a lady picks the call... s.Ve. Shekar : Ayya irukangala? (is sir there?) lady : mela paduthurukkaru (he is sleeping on top) s.ve.shekar : Appo appuram phone panren (I will call later...!!) Mukunthan Sathanakrishnan <musantha@grail.cba.csuohio.edu> cleveland, Ohio USA - Friday, August 30, 1996 at 12:38:42 (EDT) First Person : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of... Second : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers. He! He! - Nandri, SVe Shekher L. Kannappan <kanna@chennai.com> Monroeville, PA USA - Thursday, August 29, 1996 at 17:36:13 (EDT) |
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